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—Take that off!

[ Tyr slams his device down and goes in to yank the clothes off Li's back. In his defense, Tyr is only wearing a purple bathrobe, gold bracelet blastia, and...nothing else save a mark on the back of his hand while Li is wearing his bandanna, shirt, pants, cloak, Tyr's other blastia, and even Tyr's curl-toed shoes that don't quite fit.

And is that his staff against the dresser Li's rummaging through? Maybe he'll make a grab for that, too.]

You don't even know how to use a staff! [ Pausing like he's trying to remember something. ] ...Do you?

[ ooc: feel free to tag around :D ]

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What are you guys doing?!

[Rita throws the bedroom door open and scowls at them. Seriously, Li, what the heck.]

You didn't switch bodies or something, did you?

[Tyr turns around, holding his robe shut.]

Of course we didn't! Does he look like me?!

[Look at that bad cosplay!]

Of--

[Wait if you're actually asking her...]

--He's obviously way taller!

[ Ouch, right in the never-aging-again. ]

He's not that much taller than me!

[ Only a half a foot! Or so... ]

[Sorry Tyr. B(]

Enough that anyone could tell the difference at a glance!

--Anyway, you obviously haven't switched bodies, so what the hell is he doing?

I don't know- I didn't exactly ask for him to do this.

[ Or to be barely covered. ]

Then let's get him out of here!

[Rita doesn't mind if Tyr's barely covered in their own house, but Li stealing his stuff won't be allowed!]

How?

[ Can't exactly toss Li over his shoulder when he's clinging to Tyr's own staff. ]

What do you mean, "how"? We kick him out the door, of course.

[C'mon Tyr don't overcomplicate it.]

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Of course I know how to use a staff! [ BEAM ] Watch. [ ... as he swings it clumsily -- whooshwhoosh. And knocks over a lamp. That shattering sound wasn't Li's heart breaking. ]

.........Oops!

Watch out!

[ But he's not about to get in the way of the staff, so he just steps back and watches the lamp fall. Damn it... A second later, he grabs at his staff again. ]

You can't even hold it right.

[ RESISTING. ]

I can learn. [ A creepily wide grin. ] I'll be as good at it as you are!

[ AND THEN I WILL BE YOU :D :D :D ]

[ So unsure of this right now... Tyr frowns and tugs at his staff. ]

I'm not so sure about that... This isn't like cooking.

Sure it is! Like making sandwiches. Which Tyr does! [ Prepare to be referred to in Third Person throughout this curse. ] Once I get the hang of this staff [ swingswing ... (duck pls?) ] I'll try the Blastia! [ Disaster will ensue. ]

[ Tyr doesn't get this third-person thing at all, but it's not too important right now. He ducks beneath the swing easily and slides out of range. Which isn't easy in a bedroom when the staff is about 6' long. ]

Rita'll kill you if you try! At least give that back.

Rita won't kill Tyr! [ Rita likes Tyr and Li is Tyr and no killings of Tyr shall there be :D ] Besides. It's mine. [ Observe how expertly he wields it. ]

[ .............!!! ]

[ Another lamp down. ]

Not Tyr, but I'll kill Li if he keeps messing up our room!

[YOU AREN'T ALONE GUYS...B|]

I'm not Li.

I'm Tyr. [ So very logical. ]

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It's not!

[ Oh, damn it, Li, that's two lamps he needs to replace. He better not take out the ceiling light.

Thinking that Li is probably a pushover (he's clumsy, right?), Tyr throws caution to the wind and lunges to wrestle the staff out of his hands. ]

You're wrecking my room.

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Eeeh, a training video?

A training video for what?

Fighting with staffs! Isn't that what you're doing?

[...Tyr can't even stay angry. Some of the tension drains from his stance when he shakes his head.]

I wish it was... This guy's just a thief that stole my staff from me. I'll make a training video after her comes to his senses...

—you're serious? He went after your staff?

[ Waves his arm at Li- ]

I didn't exactly offer him my clothes, either.

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