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[blackshadow]

—Take that off!

[ Tyr slams his device down and goes in to yank the clothes off Li's back. In his defense, Tyr is only wearing a purple bathrobe, gold bracelet blastia, and...nothing else save a mark on the back of his hand while Li is wearing his bandanna, shirt, pants, cloak, Tyr's other blastia, and even Tyr's curl-toed shoes that don't quite fit.

And is that his staff against the dresser Li's rummaging through? Maybe he'll make a grab for that, too.]

You don't even know how to use a staff! [ Pausing like he's trying to remember something. ] ...Do you?


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[blackshadow]

[ He really wishes he had a way to hold him down. He doesn't even want to fight Li. ]

Then ask her! She gave me this robe, too!

[ Despite not wanting to fight him, he still tries to hook a leg around Li's and trip him. ]

[mortemscintilla]

Why would she do such a thing!

You -- [ Waggling a finger. ] You're a -- a relationship-saboteur! Sent by the City! That must be it!

[ He would say more. But. Congrats, Tyr. You tripped him. Straight into a shelf. With a clatter, Li disappears as all the books and knick-knacks crash on the floor with him. ]

............. Owwwwwww!

[blackshadow]

[ Those are probably some heavy scientific books and research notes at that. Have fun, Li... Tyr doesn't care half as much about anything but his staff right now, which is the only thing he's digging for. ]

There's no relationship to sabotage and you know it-- she doesn't even like you.

[mortemscintilla]

[ He's banged-up considerably. But as cursed stubborn as ever. ]

Now I know you're lying. [ fghjk! His staff! ] H-e-e-ey! That's mine! [ GRABBYHANDS! ]

[blackshadow]

[ ...Tyr feels kind of bad for him. He'll heal him later, but now, he's stepping back with his staff nicely held in his hands. ]

You sound like a little kid... Get up and go home already.

[mortemscintilla]

[ Li starts to pick himself up. ]

I am home!

[ He hesitates, then fumbles with his Blastia. ] Don't make me hurt you, Saboteur-san! [ pauuuuuse. ] ...How does this thing work again?

[blackshadow]

It's Tyr!

[ Not Saboteur-san! But seeing him try to activate his blastia, Tyr points his staff at Li's neck. ]

Take off the blastia.

[mortemscintilla]

No!

You're intruding in my house! And by the looks of it, you've brainwashed poor Rita!

[ You goin' down B( ]

[ This will end disastrously. ]

[blackshadow]

[ They can only go down from here ]

You're deluding yourself!

[ But he's clearly cursed... Ugh. ] Damn it...

[ He readies his staff to react to whatever Li tries to throw at him. ]

[mortemscintilla]

[ What does Li throw at him? ]

[ A death-ray? An attack-barrage? A blast to end all blasts? ]

[ .......... No. ]

[ The blastia itself. ]

[ Apparently he thinks it's a good projectile weapon. ]

Take that!

[blackshadow]

[ alkghs;lg

Tyr was not expecting that (somehow) and fumbles to catch it and put his staff in the crook of his arm and-

Ow, his eye.

Tyr hisses in pain and covers his eye with his hand. Owww. ]

You idiot.

[mortemscintilla]

[ Li winces when the blastia connects. That'll leave a bruise. But then he firms his expression. At least, as much as 'Li' is capable of. ]

S-Sorry, Saboteur-san.

But you left me no choice! You're intruding!

[blackshadow]

[ Thanks for the black eye, jerk. Tyr wipes the tear from his eye and still glares at Li. Even if he is a woobie now. ]

I'm not intruding on anything... Just get out of here before I chase you out.

[mortemscintilla]

[ So woobie. Lookit the face. ]

I can't do that!

Y-You might do something to Rita! I have to protect her!

[ Without wussing out. ]

[blackshadow]

[ He's kind of cute for a grown man... Trying to protect Rita...

Tyr crosses his arms and looks down at him (figuratively). ]

How?

[mortemscintilla]

I --

[ Will throw books at you? ]

I'll think of something! [ Something stupid. ] B-But I won't abandon her with a devious impostor! [ Doot. ] A devious impostor in my robe!

[blackshadow]

[ ugh, you stupid, stupid...woobie. ]

If you give me the rest of my clothes back, I won't need to stay in this robe.

[mortemscintilla]

Why do you want my clothes so badly?

[ GAAAASP! ]

You're a pervert, aren't you, Saboteur-san?

[blackshadow]

[ Just...glaring. ]

Shut up! They're not yours; they don't even fit you.

[ Pulls Li's shirt down for him. >8| ]

[mortemscintilla]

That's because you've shrunk everything!

My clothes! My shoes! Even Rita!

[ ...oh. Well. He is showing a bit too much midriff U///U ]

[blackshadow]

[ Iyan, Li-senpai //// ]

You're an idiot. Think about it for a second and you'd know there's no way to do that.

[mortemscintilla]

Just like how there's no way to abduct people from different dimensions and stick them into one City?

[ How do you explain that, Deiety-Creation? ]

[blackshadow]

...

That's still a lot of coincidences.

[mortemscintilla]

You're a figment created by the City's magic!

I won't let you cause more damage!

[ Observe how threatening he is. Battered and kneeling and surrounded by books. ]

[blackshadow]

[ ...Man, Li, you're just a poor, normal guy. Tyr feels bad for using so much force. ]

...Whatever you say. I won't do anything else if you just get out of the house.