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[blackshadow]

—Take that off!

[ Tyr slams his device down and goes in to yank the clothes off Li's back. In his defense, Tyr is only wearing a purple bathrobe, gold bracelet blastia, and...nothing else save a mark on the back of his hand while Li is wearing his bandanna, shirt, pants, cloak, Tyr's other blastia, and even Tyr's curl-toed shoes that don't quite fit.

And is that his staff against the dresser Li's rummaging through? Maybe he'll make a grab for that, too.]

You don't even know how to use a staff! [ Pausing like he's trying to remember something. ] ...Do you?


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Comments

[blackshadow]

[ How did he get so heavy!? Trying underneath his shoulders instead. ]

You're confusing yourself!

[mortemscintilla]

[ You can try all you want. He won't budge. ]

That's just what you're counting on!

[blackshadow]

[ So stubborn...! Tyr huffs and steps back. ]

Then what's your favourite food?

[mortemscintilla]

Sandwiches of course!

[ Or so the curse tells him. ]

[blackshadow]

See, that's why you can't be me.

[ Trying to find a weak spot... Or an easily pulled spot. ]

[mortemscintilla]

Why would I want to be you? I know who I am!

[ None shall pass B| ]

[blackshadow]

[ Rita really is going to be stuck in there all day! Tyr folds his arms in frustration. ]

Then you aren't Tyr.

[mortemscintilla]

[ fghjk! ]

Stop saying that!

Of course I'm Tyr!

[ ...poor Rita... ]

[blackshadow]

[ She's the real victim here... ]

You don't even know m- his favourite food!

[mortemscintilla]

[ The most tsun victim alive. ]

It's sandwiches!

I already told you!

[blackshadow]

[ She doesn't let herself be pitied. ]

But you're wrong!

[mortemscintilla]

How can I be wrong?

It's my favorite food!

[blackshadow]

[ In hindsight, it isn't something that can really be argued. ]

Fine, whatever you say...

But Rita still won't believe you.

[mortemscintilla]

She will once the spell's over!

You'll disappear -- and your magic will too!

[ /nodddddd ]

[blackshadow]

You keep mentioning it, and it's really tempting to actually cast something at you...

[mortemscintilla]

What?

D-Don't make me attack you!

[ ...and wreck your room in the process. ]

[blackshadow]

Aren't you too busy guarding that closet?

[ Please don't break everything... ]

[mortemscintilla]

It's more important if I can stop you from turning me or Rita into bunnies!

[ ...He might... ]

[blackshadow]

[ ...Bunnies. Tyr can't help but laugh a little despite the situation. ]

So what do you want to turn into?

[mortemscintilla]

[ B-Bunnies are no laughing matter! ]

Nothing. I want to stay Tyr!

[blackshadow]

[ Li would be a black bunny with a white nose and Rita would be a fluffy rust-brown one... ]

Why do you want to be Tyr?

[mortemscintilla]

[ So cute! No! No! Staaaaahhhp! ]

Because I am Tyr!

[blackshadow]

[ Rita would eat her way out of the closet and Li could hop under the bed... >:3 ]

That's too bad. Even I don't want to be Tyr...

[mortemscintilla]

[ Brain broken from cuteness! But remember! Bunnies are horny critters! O: ]

Th-That's because you aren't Tyr.

[blackshadow]

[ Mission successful! ...!!!! LI BETTER WATCH HIMSELF. ]

I'm not? But I am wearing his robe...