oo5. accidental video

[forhishonor]

[ dearly beloved,

we are gathered here today to witness one of the most wonderful events known to man and animal, those most glorious institutions commonly referred to as procreation and birth.

--well.

elliot happened to miss out on the procreation part thank goodness but he's currently (unwillingly) bearing witness to the (questionable) event that is a tribble giving birth. ]

he's accidentally knocked on his phone in shock, and the feed is happily recording, in full technicolor, the process by which one tribble becomes, well, many. ]

--what is it doing?

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[shall_yield_us]

Infesting, with all its kin in attendance.

[forhishonor]

It's gross.

[ and yet oddly mesmerizing ]

How do I get it to stop?

[shall_yield_us]

Prayer, pleading and skewers.

[worldofourown]

I believe the term is 'spawning'.

[forhishonor]

[ WHAT. EW ]

But why?!

[ yes, he did just ask that most stupid of questions ]

[worldofourown]

[Based on prior interactions, Karl assumes there was no Sex Ed in Elliot's world.]

An elemental drive. Just ask whomever fathered you.

[baitswitch]

[and Jack is basically enthralled.]

[forhishonor]

[ agd;ioawe DX!!

at least the process is quick. only a couple minutes, and hello tribble babies 1 through 5! who are mewling incessantly at this new enviroment. ]

...Ugh. I don't need any more of these...things.

[ his bed is already covered in them ]

[baitswitch]

[look out, Elliot, you're about to be trolled bro.]

[SERENE GRIN.]

This is one of many reasons why you must exercise caution in your liaisons, Elliot.

[dr_conscience]

Well. I... think congratulations are in order.

[forhishonor]

But I don't want them!

[ seriously. :( there's already twenty in his room and he even named them all! ]

[dr_conscience]

I don't think most of us do. Of course, they should be gone at midnight.

[errandry]

If you don't know yet, preeeeeetty sure you won't wanna know.

[ can't... look away... why... ]

[forhishonor]

[ asd;lfj he didn't mean it like that! ]

I know what it's doing, but why is it doing it here?

[errandry]

'Cause they ran out of room everywhere else? They've been invading all day!

[pratful]

[ Arthur's staring at his own litter of tribbles ensconced firmly in his shoe. ]

Whatever it is, I'd most certainly wish they'd do it elsewhere and leave a man to dress in peace!

[forhishonor]

They are doing it elsewhere. Everywhere. Where did they even come from?

[pratful]

[ careful, Elliot, else Arthur will think you're a voyeur ] I'm not sure but clearly they've taken over.

... They're not magical in nature, are they? [ He's trying to believe that not all magic is bad but with this in front of him? He's not so sure he should believe that. He's feeling far too much at ease. ]

[knaveswitness]

Do call me when this nonsense is over.

[forhishonor]

It is over.

[ and it was disgusting ]

[knaveswitness]

It doesn't seem to be.

voice;

[beifongbandit]

Are yours multiplying too? They seem to do that. Without warning. Gross.

voice;

[forhishonor]

How do I make them stop?!

[Video]

[destinedtobeunpopular]

What does it look like it's doing?

[Come now.]

[Video]

[forhishonor]

But it's not supposed to be doing that!! It was fine when it walked in!

[ he's seen pregnant cats and kittens okay but this is not even close ]