oo5. accidental video

[forhishonor]

[ dearly beloved,

we are gathered here today to witness one of the most wonderful events known to man and animal, those most glorious institutions commonly referred to as procreation and birth.

--well.

elliot happened to miss out on the procreation part thank goodness but he's currently (unwillingly) bearing witness to the (questionable) event that is a tribble giving birth. ]

he's accidentally knocked on his phone in shock, and the feed is happily recording, in full technicolor, the process by which one tribble becomes, well, many. ]

--what is it doing?

Comments

[errandry]

'Cause they ran out of room everywhere else? They've been invading all day!

[forhishonor]

They've been doing it in your room too?

[ please don't tell him they've been...doing it...in his room ._. ]

1/2

[errandry]

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[errandry]

I... I dunno.

[forhishonor]

Haven't you been back there recently?

[ WHAT IF YOUR ROOM IS FILLED WITH TRIBBLES GETTING IT ON? even that's impossible since they're asexual BUT W/E ]

[errandry]

Not for a couple hours...? But there's no way they could colonize that fast!

[forhishonor]

Mine did! There was only one when I woke up and now my entire room is full of them!

[ maybe he has mutants...? ]

[errandry]

So get a broom or a shovel or something!

[forhishonor]

I don't know where to get one!

[ #nobleclassproblems ]

[errandry]

Drawers? Boxes?

[forhishonor]

I threw out the boxes yesterday because they were taking up space!

[ holds up a couple of bags from Liam's shopping trip yesterday]

What about these?

[errandry]

Guess those could hold 'em for a couple minutes... you're gonna have to be pretty fast, though!