oo5. accidental video

[forhishonor]

[ dearly beloved,

we are gathered here today to witness one of the most wonderful events known to man and animal, those most glorious institutions commonly referred to as procreation and birth.

--well.

elliot happened to miss out on the procreation part thank goodness but he's currently (unwillingly) bearing witness to the (questionable) event that is a tribble giving birth. ]

he's accidentally knocked on his phone in shock, and the feed is happily recording, in full technicolor, the process by which one tribble becomes, well, many. ]

--what is it doing?

Comments

voice;

[forhishonor]

But you have them too! How are you keeping them down?

voice;

[beifongbandit]

I've been rolling them down the hallway to my neighbor's door.

[ It's like bowling! ]

voice;

[forhishonor]

[ ... ]

You're making someone else clean them up for you??

voice;

[beifongbandit]

Why not? It's better than murdering them.

voice;

[forhishonor]

You--


You can't do that! That's inhumane!

voice;

[beifongbandit]

Inhumane? They're the ones reproducing on my floor!

voice;

[forhishonor]

[ okay, point ]

But they're still living things! Just kick them out or something.

voice;

[beifongbandit]

That's what I'm doing! Like I want to clean up fluffball blood everywhere.

voice;

[forhishonor]

--They're bleeding?! What did you do to them?

[ so he heard her wrong, oops ]