oo5. accidental video

[forhishonor]

[ dearly beloved,

we are gathered here today to witness one of the most wonderful events known to man and animal, those most glorious institutions commonly referred to as procreation and birth.

--well.

elliot happened to miss out on the procreation part thank goodness but he's currently (unwillingly) bearing witness to the (questionable) event that is a tribble giving birth. ]

he's accidentally knocked on his phone in shock, and the feed is happily recording, in full technicolor, the process by which one tribble becomes, well, many. ]

--what is it doing?

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[forhishonor]

[ agd;ioawe DX!!

at least the process is quick. only a couple minutes, and hello tribble babies 1 through 5! who are mewling incessantly at this new enviroment. ]

...Ugh. I don't need any more of these...things.

[ his bed is already covered in them ]

[baitswitch]

[look out, Elliot, you're about to be trolled bro.]

[SERENE GRIN.]

This is one of many reasons why you must exercise caution in your liaisons, Elliot.

[forhishonor]

[ dude, when isn't he about to be trolled? ]

Lia--[ CHOKE ]

I DON'T HAVE ANY LIASONS! And don't compare me to those things like I'm some sort of animal!

[baitswitch]

[his expression never changes. never.]

You're a young, vigorous boy. I can show you a few tricks, if you'd like.

[forhishonor]

I don't need any tricks!! You can keep those to yourself!

[ muttering to himself: ] What kind of hero are you? Honestly?