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[mightbeconcussed]

The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.



[possibly not even cursed]

Comments

voice;

[anatural]

[Why did she check the network today.

Why did she bother reading this post?]

I did not need to know that.

[EW. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT CHEKOV LIKE THAT.]

Re: voice;

[mightbeconcussed]

I am a sexual genius. Why wouldn't you want to know that?

[anatural]

I don't want to know about Chekov's sex life! Or yours!

[mightbeconcussed]

Consider it educational!

[anatural]

How?! [She hasn't learned anything! That's useful, at least.]

[mightbeconcussed]

Well mostly it's a thing with your tongue.

[anatural]

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR. [LALALALALALALALALLALAA]

[mightbeconcussed]

Then WHY do you keep asking questions?

[anatural]

I don't know.

[mightbeconcussed]

It's okay to be curious.

[anatural]

There are some things a best friend just isn't supposed to know.

[mightbeconcussed]

Oh! Uhm...sorry?

[anatural]

[after a long, long, LOOOOOOONG time.]

How...would you do it. TO SOMEONE THAT ISN'T CHEKOV.

[mightbeconcussed]

You, me and a banana need to have drinks at my place.

[anatural]

A banana?

[mightbeconcussed]

For demonstrating.

[anatural]

But a banana doesn't look anything like...

[mightbeconcussed]

Except it kind of does if you think about it.

[anatural]

Not........really? [It looks nothing like Hei's at least. And wow, she does not want to think about whether it looks like Chekov's ew.]