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[superbeast]

Ah-- good afternoon, I guess? Hey. [The video feed graces you with the face of a very confused brunette, though he doesn't look too worried at finding himself in an unfamiliar location. His hair and clothes also look a bit on the wet side, but he's managed to secure a towel courtesy of a nice shop owner nearby. He takes a moment to gather his thoughts before continuing.]

I think I took a wrong turn somehow... unless this is one of Kaito-nii's weird jokes. Ha, ha. Good one, Sir. [That deadpan tone is 100% sincere. Y e p.]

It looks like a nice place here, but the timing's a bit inconvenient and all, you know? So if anyone can let me know if either of these people are here-- [here he holds up this incredibly accurate work of art, drawn messily on a napkin] I'll be glad to get out of your hair and come back for a visit later.

[A beat, followed by a shrug, then--]
... for the record, the one on the right does have a body. Pencil just broke.

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[superbeast]

[and, because of what he last remembers--] You alright?

[theshinjukucroc]

After I find you and shoot you for that drawing, I'll be great.

[superbeast]

Ah, crap. The one time I forget to carry pictures of you in my wallet for this kind of emergency...

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[theshinjukucroc]

That's right. It's punishment time.

[theshinjukucroc]

Hey, pick up some stuff at the bakery. We're low and now there will be three mouths to feed in this apartment.

[MOOD SWING.]

[superbeast]

Three? Did Kaito-nii get a puppy when I wasn't looking?

[USED TO IT. Which means yeah, yeah, he'll get you some stuff.]

[theshinjukucroc]

My girlfriend is alive here and lives with us.

[That means he's automatically making you live with him. Yep.]

[superbeast]

[Blink. Whoa, what? What kind of place was this even.]

... somehow this feels like you're skipping parts of the story, but alright. Anything she likes in particular?

[theshinjukucroc]

Think Akito with girl parts.

[Eh...close enough.]

[superbeast]

[He'd rather not.]

Right. [A beat, then--] Where's the apartment again?

[theshinjukucroc]

[Insert location here.]

Don't play with the shark too long.

[superbeast]

Wouldn't dream of making you wait long, boss.

[theshinjukucroc]

I'd kick your ass if you did.

[superbeast]

Is that any way to behave in front of your lady friend?

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[theshinjukucroc]

You're right.

[theshinjukucroc]

I'll let her kick your ass.

[superbeast]

Aaah, no fair. There goes all my reputation.

[theshinjukucroc]

What? You think she's just some ordinary girl?

[superbeast]

No way. If she's dating you, I'd say it's the complete opposite.

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[theshinjukucroc]

Accurate.

[theshinjukucroc]

That and she gave birth to that shitty brat.

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[superbeast]

That's okay, I don't need all the gory delivery-room details!

[superbeast]

[Might... regret giving a heads up, but--]

On my way. Try not to shoot on sight at any sudden moves outside, yeah?

[theshinjukucroc]

Then knock until you get a key, dumbass.

[superbeast]

You're a genius, Sir.