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[bettercallit]

[ The feed comes up under the name Clint Barton, but who appears on the screen isn't the man everyone knows and loves. Instead, there's a beautiful woman with long hair and familiar eyes, and sporting a casual, carefree stance. ]

Well, I spent the whole of yesterday getting reacquainted with myself, so it's only fair the rest of you get to have at it today.

[ He steals a not-exactly-subtle glance down at himself and smirks; he's enjoying this more than he should be. ]

Can't really see why people find this inconvenient.


[ OOC: So, Clint is a girl for Grab Bag weekend, and replies will be coming from lastchance. ]

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[video BECAUSE SHE'S LAZY AND DOESN'T WANT TO GET OFF THE COUCH]

[widow_maker]

[YOU WOULD LIKE THIS.. UGH.]

I'm glad one of us is having fun.

[ Video ] I'm seriously starting to think their couch is evil.

[lastchance]

[ What's not to like, Tasha? ]

You're seriously not having fun with this?

[ Video ] It might be...

[widow_maker]

[She has a penis, Barton. A penis.. and it's really not as easy to control as she might like.

Besides, you wouldn't be having fun if you were having cramps and crap.]

I'm seriously not sure what it is I'm having with this.

[ Video ] It'll take over the world while they're being lazy on it.

[lastchance]

[ He could probably help her out with that. ]

But we're ruling out fun. [ A slow forming smirk lifts one corner of his mouth, eyes checking out what he can see of her - him. ] Handsome guy like that? You've got options.

[ Video ] Fft.. they won't have to do a thing, they just... assimilate into the furniture.

[widow_maker]

[Oh he probably could~

In fact, she's not sure why she hasn't asked.. Probably, just a little embarrassed. WEIRD RIGHT? Natasha embarrassed?

She- he- whatever... gives him- her- fuck! a look.]

Since when have you known me to ever rule out fun?

[Have a slow arching brow here Barton.] Do I now? Should I...go out and explore them then?

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[charring]

Oh, my.

[This is always such a weird curse.]

I'd offer clothes but I think you're still bigger than I am.

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[lastchance]

[ Slightly more expressive in this form, Clint pouts into the camera, the dry, playful humour carrying as well as usual. ]

Are you trying to say I look fat?

Re: video:

[charring]

[And while she's at least ninety percent sure Barton is joking, all Charlie can do is make a face at the video.]

video:

[lastchance]

Hey, don't judge. If a guy can't have fun with this, I don't know what he can do.

video;

[studmuffin]

Wow.

video;

[lastchance]

You okay there, kid? 'Cause I lost the defibrillator with the other body.

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[studmuffin]

You're so hot. [ m0____0m ]

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[lastchance]

And you didn't think that before? Stiles, I'm hurt.

[punchedhitler]

Wow.

Hi.

[lastchance]

Hey, Captain. Like the new look?

[punchedhitler]

I-

Do you?

[lastchance]

[ Another excuse to steal a look at himself. ]

No complaints. And it's not like it's permanent. [ Shrugging. ] Experienced worse.

voice;

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

I think you look fine. What's weird about this?

voice;

[lastchance]

Got to agree with you there, I do like pretty fine. [ He's enjoying this far, far too much. ] But on a typical day? Usually I'm less female.

Re: voice;

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

Oh, you're usually a guy! I didn't know. Uh...so how did this happen?

voice;

[lastchance]

Don't look so bad as a guy either, if I do say so myself. [ It's cocky, but closer to playful than arrogant. ] Woke up and strolled out of bed like this. One of those weekend long curses.

[Video]

[pinokosthewife]

[Pinoko frowns, looking troubled.]

Pinoko can't dechide if she's more creeped out or jealoush.

[After another moment of quiet, uncomfortable staring, she makes her decision, throwing her arms up in frustration.]

No fair! The Chity gave you a niche body and Pinoko's shtill shtuck looking like a kid?!

[Video]

[lastchance]

[ Somehow, wearing this face, it helps him to hide how much he feels for her with her situation. ]

Hey, you never know, it might be your weekend next time around. Sooner or later, the City's got to work in your favour.

[Video]

[pinokosthewife]

Pinoko hopesh you're right.

[Video]

[lastchance]

It doesn't happen often, but I hope so too. [ And he means it, smiling softly. ] So, what do we girls do for fun around here?