bettercallit: ([Clint] Smug)
( ¢ℓιит "нαωкєує" вαятσи ) ([personal profile] bettercallit) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-04-07 04:20 pm

[ 014 ] ♐ [ Video ]

[ The feed comes up under the name Clint Barton, but who appears on the screen isn't the man everyone knows and loves. Instead, there's a beautiful woman with long hair and familiar eyes, and sporting a casual, carefree stance. ]

Well, I spent the whole of yesterday getting reacquainted with myself, so it's only fair the rest of you get to have at it today.

[ He steals a not-exactly-subtle glance down at himself and smirks; he's enjoying this more than he should be. ]

Can't really see why people find this inconvenient.


[ OOC: So, Clint is a girl for Grab Bag weekend, and replies will be coming from [personal profile] lastchance. ]
widow_maker: (Default)

[video BECAUSE SHE'S LAZY AND DOESN'T WANT TO GET OFF THE COUCH]

[personal profile] widow_maker 2013-04-07 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOU WOULD LIKE THIS.. UGH.]

I'm glad one of us is having fun.
charring: (adjusting the camera)

video:

[personal profile] charring 2013-04-07 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, my.

[This is always such a weird curse.]

I'd offer clothes but I think you're still bigger than I am.
lastchance: ([Clare] Seriously)

[ Video ] I'm seriously starting to think their couch is evil.

[personal profile] lastchance 2013-04-07 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What's not to like, Tasha? ]

You're seriously not having fun with this?
lastchance: ([Clare] A look)

video:

[personal profile] lastchance 2013-04-07 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Slightly more expressive in this form, Clint pouts into the camera, the dry, playful humour carrying as well as usual. ]

Are you trying to say I look fat?
charring: (no that's entirely your fault dumbass)

Re: video:

[personal profile] charring 2013-04-07 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[And while she's at least ninety percent sure Barton is joking, all Charlie can do is make a face at the video.]
widow_maker: (pic#5154918)

[ Video ] It might be...

[personal profile] widow_maker 2013-04-07 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[She has a penis, Barton. A penis.. and it's really not as easy to control as she might like.

Besides, you wouldn't be having fun if you were having cramps and crap.]


I'm seriously not sure what it is I'm having with this.
lastchance: ([Clare] Amused)

video:

[personal profile] lastchance 2013-04-07 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, don't judge. If a guy can't have fun with this, I don't know what he can do.
lastchance: ([Clare] Cocky)

[ Video ] It'll take over the world while they're being lazy on it.

[personal profile] lastchance 2013-04-07 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He could probably help her out with that. ]

But we're ruling out fun. [ A slow forming smirk lifts one corner of his mouth, eyes checking out what he can see of her - him. ] Handsome guy like that? You've got options.
widow_maker: (pic#5154882)

[ Video ] Fft.. they won't have to do a thing, they just... assimilate into the furniture.

[personal profile] widow_maker 2013-04-07 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh he probably could~

In fact, she's not sure why she hasn't asked.. Probably, just a little embarrassed. WEIRD RIGHT? Natasha embarrassed?

She- he- whatever... gives him- her- fuck! a look.]


Since when have you known me to ever rule out fun?

[Have a slow arching brow here Barton.] Do I now? Should I...go out and explore them then?
lastchance: ([Clare] Conversing)

[ Video ] The sexiest, most badass furniture that ever was.

[personal profile] lastchance 2013-04-07 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Their lives are so not like other people's.

But Clint's definitely enjoying this side of her, the male aspect and the embarrassed thing, because it's new. And he's also appreciating how much he's grateful she was born with breasts; it's her superpower.
]

Scratch that. But you do need to dig deeper.

[ The smirk transforms into a grin, and he's - she's - got a look in her eyes, oddly the only thing that's there of him. ] Who said anything about leaving the apartment?
widow_maker: (pic#5857378)

[ Video ] damn straight.

[personal profile] widow_maker 2013-04-07 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[They really aren't.

Clint can enjoy it for both of them then- or he can offer to...

Natasha's lips quirk into a little smirk, both eyebrows lifting as she regards the screen for a moment. Slowly, her lips purse while she considers then her expression shift to something a little more relaxed and playful.]


Oh, so then you want to keep me all to yourself then? I could possibly be persuaded.
Edited 2013-04-07 17:58 (UTC)
lastchance: ([Clare] Conversing)

[ Video ]

[personal profile] lastchance 2013-04-07 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's working on that.

He tries and fails to keep the smugness out of his expression, because, really, how often does a situation like this occur to them? Okay, so weird stuff happens, but not to both of them, at the same time, that opens up doors for a limited time only.
]

Should've known I could never keep the master plan secret from you. [ He's admiring the facial hair, by the way, and quietly wondering what it'd be like to kiss her - him - with his more sensitive skin. ] Tasha, we're master assassins, we've got this.

[ He just needs to come down from the roof so he can actually get a proper look at her with his own eyes. ]
studmuffin: ((neutral) groomed for a pair of fishnets)

video;

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-04-07 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow.
widow_maker: (pic#5154911)

[ Video ]

[personal profile] widow_maker 2013-04-07 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Obviously. She's not complaining.

But she does give him a look, because seriously ... do he have to be so damn smug? Okay, okay.. so this doesn't usually happen like this, where they both end up in the same boat...

Why did they end up in the same boat? Because they were in the same bed? But granted.. yes, this is a very limited time offer to look into a different world.]


You should know you can't keep things from me... [It is pretty nice facial hair.

She sighs. He's right, the are master assassins, spies gifted at the art of blending in and making their situations work. She can do this.]
I'll be fine. I'll be better if you get your ass down here.
punchedhitler: (Steve - no don't shoot)

[personal profile] punchedhitler 2013-04-07 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow.

Hi.
lastchance: ([Clare] Amused)

video;

[personal profile] lastchance 2013-04-07 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You okay there, kid? 'Cause I lost the defibrillator with the other body.
studmuffin: ((negative) hyper vigilance is ruin)

video;

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-04-07 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You're so hot. [ m0____0m ]
lastchance: ([Clare] Cocky)

[ Video ]

[personal profile] lastchance 2013-04-07 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, should really learn to make that stick, but I keep trying.

[ Somehow, the sarcasm, light as it may be, carries across stronger in this form, less at ease, even if it's intended exactly the same.

He's not sure if he's disappointed that he's not going to get the chance to adjust to this on a longer termed basis or if he's relieved to know it'll wear off by morning if it's going by the usual rules.
]

On it. [ He's already up and moving before they reach this point in the conversation, working his way down the normal route to their apartment. ] Could've had some fun with it with the locals, but, hey, I know a better deal when I see one.
lastchance: ([Clare] Smirk)

[personal profile] lastchance 2013-04-07 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Captain. Like the new look?
lastchance: ([Clare] Amused)

video;

[personal profile] lastchance 2013-04-07 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
And you didn't think that before? Stiles, I'm hurt.
studmuffin: ((neutral) i am a boy of sarcastic intent)

video;

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-04-07 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe. But you're kind of like an uncle to me.
thermonuclear_birdbrain: (Default)

voice;

[personal profile] thermonuclear_birdbrain 2013-04-07 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you look fine. What's weird about this?
widow_maker: (pic#5154905)

[ Video ]

[personal profile] widow_maker 2013-04-07 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Obviously, you're a glutton for punishment.

[That's okay, she gets it, and at the same time she's better capable of looking so very, very pouty this way.

She's not sure honestly, she can deal with this for short periods, but she isn't sure how she feels about this form. It feels bulky and- yes, she can get used to it, but at the same time....

Natasha will hold off further judgement until after they've had a chance to experiment a little further.]


Oh, I did all that yesterday when I went to try and help Bucky with his problem. [A pause and smirk when she sees he's on the move.] Should I just wait for you on the couch? Or I don't know go warm up the shower?
Edited 2013-04-07 21:48 (UTC)
lastchance: ([Clare] Smirk)

video;

[personal profile] lastchance 2013-04-07 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess this makes me your aunt. But we're not related by blood, so don't feel bad if you wanna sneak a peek.
punchedhitler: (Steve - wonderboy)

[personal profile] punchedhitler 2013-04-07 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I-

Do you?

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