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[ The feed comes up under the name Clint Barton, but who appears on the screen isn't the man everyone knows and loves. Instead, there's a beautiful woman with long hair and familiar eyes, and sporting a casual, carefree stance. ]

Well, I spent the whole of yesterday getting reacquainted with myself, so it's only fair the rest of you get to have at it today.

[ He steals a not-exactly-subtle glance down at himself and smirks; he's enjoying this more than he should be. ]

Can't really see why people find this inconvenient.

[ OOC: So, Clint is a girl for Grab Bag weekend, and replies will be coming from

lastchance. ]

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[YOU WOULD LIKE THIS.. UGH.]

I'm glad one of us is having fun.

Oh, my.

[This is always such a weird curse.]

I'd offer clothes but I think you're still bigger than I am.

[ What's not to like, Tasha? ]

You're seriously not having fun with this?

[ Slightly more expressive in this form, Clint pouts into the camera, the dry, playful humour carrying as well as usual. ]

Are you trying to say I look fat?

[And while she's at least ninety percent sure Barton is joking, all Charlie can do is make a face at the video.]

[She has a penis, Barton. A penis.. and it's really not as easy to control as she might like.

Besides, you wouldn't be having fun if you were having cramps and crap.]

I'm seriously not sure what it is I'm having with this.

Hey, don't judge. If a guy can't have fun with this, I don't know what he can do.

[ He could probably help her out with that. ]

But we're ruling out fun. [ A slow forming smirk lifts one corner of his mouth, eyes checking out what he can see of her - him. ] Handsome guy like that? You've got options.

[Oh he probably could~

In fact, she's not sure why she hasn't asked.. Probably, just a little embarrassed. WEIRD RIGHT? Natasha embarrassed?

She- he- whatever... gives him- her- fuck! a look.]

Since when have you known me to ever rule out fun?

[Have a slow arching brow here Barton.] Do I now? Should I...go out and explore them then?

[ Their lives are so not like other people's.

But Clint's definitely enjoying this side of her, the male aspect and the embarrassed thing, because it's new. And he's also appreciating how much he's grateful she was born with breasts; it's her superpower. ]

Scratch that. But you do need to dig deeper.

[ The smirk transforms into a grin, and he's - she's - got a look in her eyes, oddly the only thing that's there of him. ] Who said anything about leaving the apartment?

[They really aren't.

Clint can enjoy it for both of them then- or he can offer to...

Natasha's lips quirk into a little smirk, both eyebrows lifting as she regards the screen for a moment. Slowly, her lips purse while she considers then her expression shift to something a little more relaxed and playful.]

Oh, so then you want to keep me all to yourself then? I could possibly be persuaded.

Edited 2013-04-07 17:58 (UTC)

[ He's working on that.

He tries and fails to keep the smugness out of his expression, because, really, how often does a situation like this occur to them? Okay, so weird stuff happens, but not to both of them, at the same time, that opens up doors for a limited time only. ]

Should've known I could never keep the master plan secret from you. [ He's admiring the facial hair, by the way, and quietly wondering what it'd be like to kiss her - him - with his more sensitive skin. ] Tasha, we're master assassins, we've got this.

[ He just needs to come down from the roof so he can actually get a proper look at her with his own eyes. ]

Wow.

[Obviously. She's not complaining.

But she does give him a look, because seriously ... do he have to be so damn smug? Okay, okay.. so this doesn't usually happen like this, where they both end up in the same boat...

Why did they end up in the same boat? Because they were in the same bed? But granted.. yes, this is a very limited time offer to look into a different world.]

You should know you can't keep things from me... [It is pretty nice facial hair.

She sighs. He's right, the are master assassins, spies gifted at the art of blending in and making their situations work. She can do this.] I'll be fine. I'll be better if you get your ass down here.

Wow.

Hi.

You okay there, kid? 'Cause I lost the defibrillator with the other body.

You're so hot. [ m0____0m ]

Yeah, should really learn to make that stick, but I keep trying.

[ Somehow, the sarcasm, light as it may be, carries across stronger in this form, less at ease, even if it's intended exactly the same.

He's not sure if he's disappointed that he's not going to get the chance to adjust to this on a longer termed basis or if he's relieved to know it'll wear off by morning if it's going by the usual rules. ]

On it. [ He's already up and moving before they reach this point in the conversation, working his way down the normal route to their apartment. ] Could've had some fun with it with the locals, but, hey, I know a better deal when I see one.

Hey, Captain. Like the new look?

And you didn't think that before? Stiles, I'm hurt.

Well, maybe. But you're kind of like an uncle to me.

I think you look fine. What's weird about this?

Obviously, you're a glutton for punishment.

[That's okay, she gets it, and at the same time she's better capable of looking so very, very pouty this way.

She's not sure honestly, she can deal with this for short periods, but she isn't sure how she feels about this form. It feels bulky and- yes, she can get used to it, but at the same time....

Natasha will hold off further judgement until after they've had a chance to experiment a little further.]

Oh, I did all that yesterday when I went to try and help Bucky with his problem. [A pause and smirk when she sees he's on the move.] Should I just wait for you on the couch? Or I don't know go warm up the shower?

Edited 2013-04-07 21:48 (UTC)

Guess this makes me your aunt. But we're not related by blood, so don't feel bad if you wanna sneak a peek.

I-

Do you?

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