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[punchedhitler]

I need-

All hands!

Some of these dragons are attacking, I need all hands now!

If you're part of the police force I need you up and out and getting people out of the way. Fire department too. I know we're stretching thin, guys, but we need to be out there right now-

[There's a crack, and a crash, and Steve is muttering something]

Set up a perimeter if you see a dragon attack, first priority is to get all civilians out of there!

[ooc: sob some of these dragons do not want to go ;-;....if you want to assume you got Steve's help, feel free!]

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[Action;]

[primrosella]

[HEY STEVE THAT SURE IS A BIG OL' (okay, well, maybe gazelle-sized) DRAGON SWOOPING ON DOWN AND REARING UP RIGHT THERE IN YOUR BLIND SPOT--

--which would really be a bit of a problem, except that along comes a Rather Large Tiger* hurtling out of nowhere to pounce on it and wrestle it down to the ground. THE TEMPORARY CAVALRY'S HERE, APPARENTLY?]




*(please pretend icon is of a tiger and not, in fact, a lion)

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[punchedhitler]

[He spins just as the tiger wrestles it down, and conk goes his shield on it's head. Luckily it seems to have not only disoriented it but made it pass out entirely, but now Steve is left with a tiger.

He's very, very careful.]

Did you get out from the zoo?

[Action;]

[primrosella]

[Do normal tigers shake their heads "no" in a surprisingly humanlike gesture? Probably not. So that's one point in the direction of "not a zoo escapee".

Turning around once in a motion that'd look more at home on a housecat than on a tiger, she ends up finding herself at a loss for an easy way to explain, and opts to just sit like an obedient puppy instead.]

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[punchedhitler]

[He definitely didn't expect that]

Are you cursed?

[beyourarmy]

I'm on it! If anyone needs someone that can fly, let me know.

[punchedhitler]

Thanks. Keep an eye overheard. Without Tony....

[beyourarmy]

Got'cha. I'll stick to the skies.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I'd.. er... offer to help but... I'm just a normal human.

[And he doesn't want to get killed by a dragon]

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[punchedhitler]

If you're not sure about helping, it's better to stay out of the way.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Yeah... Probably for the best.

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[orangetoughguy]

Hey Chief, if you don't mind I got something he can do.

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[orangetoughguy]

I got something you can do. You're a soldier right?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

... Yes, I am. Why?

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[yourbestguysgun]

[ His voice crackles through along with a burst of air. ] Bet you never thought you'd be fightin' dragons like sir galahad, huh?

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[punchedhitler]

Does that make you my pageboy?

My squire?

[But it's teasing, he's having a good time.]

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[yourbestguysgun]

Hey, you're stretchin' my education too far there.

[ But if either of them is a knight, it's Steve. ]

late late late sry

[seriousheat]

On it. Doing what we can.

[punchedhitler]

We appreciate the work.

Welcome to the City.

[seriousheat]

Yeah, thanks. This kind of shit happen regularly?

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[bettercallit]

Working on the best vantage point. Need me anywhere specific?

[ Audio ]

[punchedhitler]

Just get up high. High as you can and if your arrows can pierce their skin, go for it.

[ Audio ]

[bettercallit]

Well, I'll give it my best, but so far? Half of 'em keep bouncing off. And going for the eyes makes them angry.

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[lawbender]

On it. Earth is good against fire - point me to anyone who could use some help with that.

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[punchedhitler]

Good, you keep watch over the North end - 10-2.

[Building numbers, he means.]

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[lawbender]

Got it.

We should have smashed these things in the egg.