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[lupusalpha]

I'm not trusting these eggs.

Or whatever they are.



[Words of wisdom, here.]

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video;

[studmuffin]

[ Guess who's eating a lollypop, Derek? Guess who takes it out of his mouth to respond. ] You're like the Legolas of our age, wow.

video;

[lupusalpha]

[What is this oral fixation, you tool. He's staring]

That doesn't mean anything.

video;

[studmuffin]

It totally does. [ Grinning in cherry red. ] God, we need to get you on the internet.

video;

[lupusalpha]

What's on the internet worth spending my time on?

Come over and help me deal with these eggs.

video;

[studmuffin]

Like, all of my references.

[ But still, he's getting up. The video swings across his new room in the Xavier mansion. ] Gimme like, twenty minutes. I'm walking, not running.

video;

[lupusalpha]

I'm waiting.

[And click, he turns off his communicator. Just show up, Stiles.]

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[studmuffin]

[ Twenty five minutes later and he's pushing his way into the Shack. ]

You better not be making omelettes.

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[lupusalpha]

[He comes out of Isaac's room with three eggs]

That would be a terrible idea. Here.

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[studmuffin]

What do you want me to do with them?

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[lupusalpha]

Hit them with your baseball bat.

[What happened to the lollipop, Stiles?]

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[studmuffin]

[ He ate it. Don't worry, there are more in his pockets. ]

You couldn't have told me to bring the bat?

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[lupusalpha]

Check the closet.

[He has a spare]

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[studmuffin]

What if there are babies in there?

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[lupusalpha]

Baby what?

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[studmuffin]

I don't know! But there could be!

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[lupusalpha]

Well what do you think we should do with them?

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[studmuffin]

I don't know, sell them for some magic beans? [ Examining them. ]

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[lupusalpha]

You want to wait for them to hatch into something horrible?

[onset]

Eggs. Definitely eggs.

[lupusalpha]

Not chicken eggs.

[onset]

No... a bit too big for that.

[lupusalpha]

I'm not finding out.

[onset]

What are you going to do with it?

... You do have one, right?

[lupusalpha]

Three.

[As for what he's doing - drowning them]

[onset]

Blimey.