☤ ninety-one

[as_damaged]

[VIDEO]

[As she speaks, the camera is focused on an ordinary carton of eggs. Well, maybe not so ordinary, anywhere else. But that's the City for you.]

Yesterday I assumed they'd be back to normal by today, but it looks like we're not so lucky. It does make me wonder what happened to the dozen eggs I had before, though.

[She turns the camera on herself, the angle a bit awkward]

I'm not keeping these. I don't know whether they're going to hatch, but I don't particularly want to find out. If anyone wants them, they're yours.

[Pause.]

I wouldn't say no to a dozen hen's eggs in return.

Comments

[as_damaged]

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Otherwise I'd leave them on a park bench.

[vicodincrutch]

Give it to a food bank or a homeless shelter. That's more your style anyway!

[as_damaged]

They'd probably give you food poisoning.