Seventy Fourth Clone

[sitaronthewater]

[Voice Post]

These things taste really weird. I mean, yeah, I get that they're cursed. That's why there's all these memories and stuff. I've gotten this one before. But they still taste weird.

Anyway, Euphie, I got one of yours. And Stephen, yours too! Anyone get any of mine? Or did I get skipped this year?

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[OoC: Got Euphie's Death, Stephen's Liar, and Roxas's Nobody & Heartless. My guys are here, if you want to re-con your character into having eaten one!]

Comments

[totallyinaband]

You got 'one of mine'?

[sitaronthewater]

Yeah. One of your- [No, not hearts. Hearts sounds weird.] candies. Or, at least a candy that had your, uh, memory, I guess? Or whatever these things actually are.

[totallyinaband]

[FUCK]

Er. What'd you get?

[sitaronthewater]

It said- Liar, I think? It had something to do with your girlfriend. And some other guy. I didn't really get it, though.

[totallyinaband]

Oh. Julie?

[sitaronthewater]

Yeah! Her. And, uh, some guy. He's the one that did your recordings, I think?

[totallyinaband]

Joseph. Er, sorry about that, man. That was a kinda weirdly fucked up time of my life.

[sitaronthewater]

Why're you apologizing? And yeah, it was kind of confusing. What was going on?

[totallyinaband]

Er, I was kinda still working out the 'gay' thing.

[sitaronthewater]

Oh.

That has to be worked out?

[totallyinaband]

Yeah. Not everyone works it out right away.

[sitaronthewater]

Really? Why not?

[totallyinaband]

It's kind of complicated. Not everyone in the world is okay with people being gay, or whatever. So sometimes people, sort of, repress it.

[sitaronthewater]

What, really? Why not? Is there- I mean, I'm getting what gay is, right?

[totallyinaband]

I dunno. What do you think it is?

[sitaronthewater]

When a guy dates a guy. Or when a girl dates a girl.

[totallyinaband]

Yeah, that's it. Some places that more of a big deal than others.

[sitaronthewater]

That's so weird. There's a bunch of people here have been gay for a while, and no one's made a big deal about it.

[totallyinaband]

People aren't always lucky enough to have a place like this.

[sitaronthewater]

I don't get it, though. I mean, you and Curt are gay now. What's the big deal about that?

[totallyinaband]

Fyi, I was gay before. It's not something you... turn into.

[sitaronthewater]

What? Wait, no you weren't. You were dating- that girl. Julie? Well, I mean. I think you were. You talked about her in practice a lot. You were sometimes dating her.

[totallyinaband]

Yeah, I was dating a girl. Cause I didn't realise I was gay yet. It's not something that changes depending on who you're dating, it's something you're born with.

... I promise to stop before I start singing Lady Gaga.

[sitaronthewater]

Before you what? Wait, uh, hold on. I thought- I mean, I thought that's what gay was. Who you're dating.

[totallyinaband]

Not really, no. Has no one explained to you what sexual orientation is?

[sitaronthewater]

Uh.

[rustling of paper]






No, I guess not.

[totallyinaband]

Okay, so. Some people have, like... preferences with who they're attracted to. Some guys are only attracted to girls, and some are only attracted to guys, and some to both, and some just, I guess, take it case by case. And that's someone's orientation. Make sense?

[sitaronthewater]

[Scribble scribble scribble scribble] Okay. Yeah! I think.

So, what're those called?

[totallyinaband]

Which one?

[sitaronthewater]

Oh, uh. All of them, I guess?