poly_chromatic | ♦♦ 21st Contract

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darker than black - hei

♦♦ 21st Contract

[ Just the most withering stare. ]

This isn't funny.

And I don't like cookies that much.

.................Do I?

(♥ Tabloid Trash Article: The Rise & Fall Of a Star ♥)

[ OOC: The link takes you to another journal, as the article is long and full of crack. Lots of crack. None of the fodder is meant to be taken seriously. But if any aspects are offensive, PM me and I'll add a warning or something :| ]

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Very true. It's fortunate that you don't come from a country so barbaric as to eat cats.

[Oh. Wait. You do.]

[ EchoEchoEcho. ]

But I do.

[ And if you mock his origins again Hei swears he will cut a bitch. ]

[ Or. More fittingly. ]

[ Skin a cat. And cook it. ]

[What's a little racism between friends? Isn't that human?]

Oh. Well, it's a good thing you're nothing like the rest of them.

["Them" being the human race.

He may still be a little miffed about the "I'm a fake Contractor" thing. Just saying.]

[ What would you know you're a cat shut up B| ]

I might be. Parts of me, at least.

[ Oh pls. Like he knew himself right until the last moment. (He knew. Part of him has always known.) ]

In your foolish irrationality?

[What can he say? Mao doesn't like it when the world fails to conform to his preconceived notions. Not that he would put it like that.]

[ He doesn't bat an eyelid. His irrationality kept him alive in such a literally cutthroat profession, long before he was a Contractor. ]

[ Anyway. Contractors aren't as rational as they appear, either. ]

In my willingness to tolerate stupid questions from a stranger.