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[orangetoughguy]

If you were on a nice fancy cruise ship, and you wanted to fit in as naturally as possible cause you never know who's out there to kill you, what would you be?

[He is totally okay today thanks. Also Freddy is going to play a videogame.]

Comments

[unflagging]

So, in this hypothetical, can you be the ship?

[orangetoughguy]

No. You can't kill a ship. What's the ship got to be afraid of?

[unflagging]

Nothing--that's the point. It's the perfect thing to "be" in this situation.

[orangetoughguy]

You have to be a pretty big guy to be the fuckin' ship.

[unflagging]

Hey, I just thought I'd bring the idea up.

If one has to be on the ship and not the ship itself, you killjoy, I'd want to be a highly-trained internationally-infamous top-secret assassin...disguised as an ordinary passenger.

And, because of my nature as a secret agent, my disguise would therefore be flawless, but my skills would still be razor-sharp.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey I don't make the rules of the game!

So where does a highly-trained internationally-infamous top-secret assassin disguised as an ordinary passenger keep his gear if he's dressed in jeans and a t-shirt.

[unflagging]

He doesn't need any gear. He's that good. He could kill you with a paperclip. He could kill you with a spoon.

[orangetoughguy]

I can't pull off MacGyver, sorry.

[unflagging]

Well, you can't fault me for trying.

[orangetoughguy]

Are you gonna try any harder?

[unflagging]

You haven't liked any of my ideas so far. I wonder if I should.

Okay, fine. Maybe you just need a MacGuyver bodyguard. There. Problem solved.