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[orangetoughguy]

If you were on a nice fancy cruise ship, and you wanted to fit in as naturally as possible cause you never know who's out there to kill you, what would you be?

[He is totally okay today thanks. Also Freddy is going to play a videogame.]

Comments

voice;

[greatcherubim]

I am not sure. The benefit of always having openly declared enemies, I suppose.

Why do you ask such things?

voice;

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

What's a cruise ship?

But if I were somewhere and didn't want someone to kill me, and I didn't know who they were...uh, I guess I'd tried to look like everyone else enough that people couldn't tell who I was. Like how most people can't tell birds apart, so if I turn into a bird, any other black birds look enough like me that no one can tell! Except that now I'm too big for that.

[defies_reason]

A well-armed recluse.

[dignity_misery]

A passenger on a cruise ship.

[Dead. Pan.]

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

You have enemies?

[He doesn't think she could just based on the sound of her voice.]

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

It's a big boat where people with money to burn spend their time on the ocean. It's like sailing without doing any of the work.

Do you'd either look like someone with money to burn or like someone who's doing all the work?

[orangetoughguy]

On a boat without a lot of places to hide I'd think a recluse would go noticed.

[orangetoughguy]

Nice first base, are you gonna try sealing second in a sailor suit.

[Fffffffffff.]

[dignity_misery]

I hate baseball.

voice

[bedsidemanners]

A steward.

Re: voice;

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

Hmmmm. If it has a lot of people and they have money, I think you look like one of them, because then everyone else staying on the boat is just like you.

[unflagging]

So, in this hypothetical, can you be the ship?

Re: voice;

[orangetoughguy]

Now here's the hard part, what if you don't have any real money?

[orangetoughguy]

Why? It's the best sport.

voice

[orangetoughguy]

You got any experience in that?

[orangetoughguy]

No. You can't kill a ship. What's the ship got to be afraid of?

[unflagging]

Nothing--that's the point. It's the perfect thing to "be" in this situation.

Re: voice;

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

Uh...I don't know.

Why can't you just blow up the guys that want to kill you? Can't you find out who they are? I could help...

[orangetoughguy]

You have to be a pretty big guy to be the fuckin' ship.

Re: voice;

[orangetoughguy]

Whoa whoa I don't wanna get too serious about it. It's a game. Anyway there's only so much explosives you can carry on you before you risk setting yourself off.

[dignity_misery]

[Eyeroll!(!!!)]

All sports. Especially team sports. And especially watching them.

[She's been told she complains a lot for a reason.]

voice

[bedsidemanners]

If my life was on the line, I could learn.

[signatures]

Outside opinions aren't supposed to be a part of your character creation method.

Re: voice;

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

Explosives? No, I use nuclear fusion. And I can't blow up myself with it.

Oh, a game! Okay, then, you could challenge them to a spell card duel. That way you still win, but they don't die unless you really want them to.

Re: voice;

[orangetoughguy]

[No sorry totally stuck on the nuclear fusion part.]

You use what.