( video 42 )

[yourbestguysgun]

You know - I was gonna say something about the City and how you should definitely look a gift horse in the mouth when you're here but I figure this place has learnt it's lesson. Nothing like puking up your guts and noticin' it's green, huh?

[ He's not teasing much, he still remembers being fourteen and sneaking into bars come St. Patrick's Day, so. ]

Next time if the beer's not doing what the beer's supposed to do, might make sense to be a little suspicious, yeah? [ Information hour with Sgt. Barnes. ] And remember, the gods of hangovers tend to think kindly on you if you tip your waitress. They're usually the ones left to clean up the reminders anyhow. And if you're looking for a hair of the dog at least you won't be banned.

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[theassassin]

...[Oh.. quiet you.]

So, what if... beer never does what it's supposed to? [Because technically, she wouldn't notice until the following morning when she wakes up puking.] Not really a fair trick to play on those of us who wouldn't recognize that something is amiss.

[Then again... since when is The City ever fair?]

[Video]

[yourbestguysgun]

Well, then I guess you gotta experiment. See how much you can take before you're a slave to the porcelain throne, y'know?

Then make sure you don't go over it.

[Video]

[theassassin]

Ugh... I probably won't be doing it again anytime soon. I'm not a fan of vomit. Especially, when it's my own.

[Video]

[yourbestguysgun]

Pancakes usually help. [ Some things literally never change. ] Anything that soaks up the stuff tends to be good. Hope you got Barton to fetch and carry for you.

[Video]

[theassassin]

Mmm.. pancakes. [Yeah, no... not so much actually okay with the idea of pancakes. Damn.] Or maybe not so 'Mmm' right his moment. [Small nod.] He'll probably whine more than I do, but... yeah pretty sure I can count on him.

[Video]

[yourbestguysgun]

He's a good guy.

[ Pause. ] Don't tell him I said that he might try t'hug me or somethin'.

[Video]

[theassassin]

Yeah he is..

[Winks.] I won't tell if you don't.

[hexuality]

Tip your waitress. Most important bit of advice in there.

[Yeah, she did a bit of magical clean-up.]

[yourbestguysgun]

It's only fair.

[ He grins a little. At least he didn't have to clean out the cells. ] One thing I learnt early on is the waitresses have the power.

[hexuality]

It's a good lesson to learn. [But she's laughing.] Did something happen to you in the past that I should know about?

[yourbestguysgun]

I used to step out with a barmaid. [ He grins, cocky and wild. ] Believe me, it's always something that's stuck.

[hexuality]

Lucky barmaid.

[Teasing and true all at once.]

So you didn't jump into the festivities?

[yourbestguysgun]

Nah, was too busy putting most drunks in the tank.

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[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

Why do you need dog hair?

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[yourbestguysgun]

It's just a saying - y'know, drink more the day after and it usually makes you feel better. Might not be what you want but hey, hangovers are the worst.

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[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

Oh, so if you drink more later, it helps? Okay. I'll tell people that if they ever get the hangover again.

voice;

[yourbestguysgun]

Sounds good -- might make them less likely to whine about it.

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[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

What...is hangover?

voice;

[yourbestguysgun]

It's ... the feeling you get when drinking too much makes you sick as hell.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

That's not true. It doesn't matter how much you tip.

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[yourbestguysgun]

You doing it right?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Yes. I'm a waiter, myself.

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[yourbestguysgun]

Seriously?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Yes. At the Blue Light.

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[yourbestguysgun]

Huh. Yeah I used to work there back before I joined the Force.