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107тн ѕergeanт jaмeѕ вarneѕ ([personal profile] yourbestguysgun) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-03-19 03:44 pm

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You know - I was gonna say something about the City and how you should definitely look a gift horse in the mouth when you're here but I figure this place has learnt it's lesson. Nothing like puking up your guts and noticin' it's green, huh?

[ He's not teasing much, he still remembers being fourteen and sneaking into bars come St. Patrick's Day, so. ]

Next time if the beer's not doing what the beer's supposed to do, might make sense to be a little suspicious, yeah? [ Information hour with Sgt. Barnes. ] And remember, the gods of hangovers tend to think kindly on you if you tip your waitress. They're usually the ones left to clean up the reminders anyhow. And if you're looking for a hair of the dog at least you won't be banned.
theassassin: ("Let Love Grow")

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[personal profile] theassassin 2013-03-19 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...[Oh.. quiet you.]

So, what if... beer never does what it's supposed to? [Because technically, she wouldn't notice until the following morning when she wakes up puking.] Not really a fair trick to play on those of us who wouldn't recognize that something is amiss.

[Then again... since when is The City ever fair?]
hexuality: (acknowledged; follow)

[personal profile] hexuality 2013-03-19 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Tip your waitress. Most important bit of advice in there.

[Yeah, she did a bit of magical clean-up.]
theassassin: (Now children come)

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[personal profile] theassassin 2013-03-19 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh... I probably won't be doing it again anytime soon. I'm not a fan of vomit. Especially, when it's my own.
thermonuclear_birdbrain: (uh...well...)

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[personal profile] thermonuclear_birdbrain 2013-03-19 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you need dog hair?
theassassin: (And it makes me blind)

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[personal profile] theassassin 2013-03-19 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm.. pancakes. [Yeah, no... not so much actually okay with the idea of pancakes. Damn.] Or maybe not so 'Mmm' right his moment. [Small nod.] He'll probably whine more than I do, but... yeah pretty sure I can count on him.
theassassin: (And hold me still)

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[personal profile] theassassin 2013-03-19 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah he is..

[Winks.] I won't tell if you don't.
theassassin: (Swept me into your arms)

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[personal profile] theassassin 2013-03-19 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Natasha laughs, a bright sound.]

That sounds about like him. You should see him playing with the puppy. He's like a little kid.
thermonuclear_birdbrain: (hi there)

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[personal profile] thermonuclear_birdbrain 2013-03-19 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so if you drink more later, it helps? Okay. I'll tell people that if they ever get the hangover again.
thermonuclear_birdbrain: (uh...well...)

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[personal profile] thermonuclear_birdbrain 2013-03-19 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
What...is hangover?
thermonuclear_birdbrain: (solar flare)

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[personal profile] thermonuclear_birdbrain 2013-03-19 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Maybe that's why Miss Satori never lets me drink. But I think I wouldn't get sick. I can just burn it up if I need to.

And that must be why everything smelled like puke yesterday. Lots of people get sick in the alleys. I live in one of those right now...I slept on the roof instead.
thermonuclear_birdbrain: (uh...well...)

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[personal profile] thermonuclear_birdbrain 2013-03-19 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I have a sun in one of the alleys. Right now I sleep under that. It's kind of rough. I'd rather have a cave or a cliffside.

Uh...Well, I'm not really sure. Probably about...60 as a bird? You have to live a long time to get smarter. And now that I'm a youkai, I don't die unless someone kills me, so...uh...I think...well, I'm really bad with time.

Maybe 200?
hexuality: (skyward; hopefully)

[personal profile] hexuality 2013-03-20 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
It's a good lesson to learn. [But she's laughing.] Did something happen to you in the past that I should know about?
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[personal profile] theassassin 2013-03-20 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
We'll have to get Crepe together with Jasper one of these days.
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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-03-22 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
That's not true. It doesn't matter how much you tip.

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