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[Michael's eyes are really wide as he stares at the camera.]

Um...I have a question...

[He turns the camera around to show Xi, the fire cat, with a bunch of baby fire cats around him. Raphael, the tabby cat is nearby and looks oddly proud of himself.]

Those things...

The kittens...

I don't...

WHERE THE HELL DID THE DAMN KITTENS COME FROM? I HAVE TWO BOY CATS!

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It would appear that you don't. Xi is a girl, Mika. Raphael is probably the father, but that's impossible to know for sure.

What are you going to name the?

XI IS NOT A GIRL! I DON'T HAVE ANY GIRL CATS!

[Trying so hard not to laugh.]

Male cats cannot have kittens. Surely, you must know that...?

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Come on, Mika, is it that hard to figure out?

But...Xi's a boy...

No. Xi's not.

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...

A miracle.

[FOR A SECOND HE ALMOST FALLS FOR THAT.]

That's not funny.

Bit sad, really.

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Really must get schooled in the birds and bees.

Best get them all to the vet soon. Like rabbits, cats too are good at multiplications.

[Oh. This asshole again.]

...Does anyone even like you?

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[Ne's just going to send him a file rather than try and explain. Maybe the images will keep him entertained enough to sink in. All about boy cats (because Michael wouldn't watch otherwise.

And one more for good luck. Where did these damn kittens come from. Ne knows he.]

[Too much talking for the first so whatever.

But the second...

What the flying fuck?]

What the fuck was that?

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Kittens!

Can I go see them?

[Yeah, not bothering with the boy cat thing, because obviously Michael was wrong, and plenty of other people will explain.]

I guess? If ya want to.

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HELL CAT!

Where is it where is it? I want to see it! Maybe it knows Orin!

Go away.

( She just laughs. Mockingly. )

Tch. Screw you.

It might do you good to calm down first.

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!

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Oh goodness! They're so cute! [Someone else used to have a firecat when she was little, even if they aren't the same kind of firecats.]

THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT REACTION HERE!

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[She is trying SO hard not to laugh. And by trying not to laugh, I mean she's pressing her palm against her mouth while her cheeks fill up with air.

One short snort-exhale later, she manages:]

... have you twied looking under the kittys' tails? The boys are lumpier and the girls are smooth.

THAT IS DISGUSTING, YOU WEIRD ASS KITTEN PERV!

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