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Michael ([personal profile] gotashortfuse) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-03-16 01:56 pm
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[Michael's eyes are really wide as he stares at the camera.]

Um...I have a question...

[He turns the camera around to show Xi, the fire cat, with a bunch of baby fire cats around him. Raphael, the tabby cat is nearby and looks oddly proud of himself.]

Those things...

The kittens...

I don't...

WHERE THE HELL DID THE DAMN KITTENS COME FROM? I HAVE TWO BOY CATS!

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greatcherubim: (Slight Smile)

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[personal profile] greatcherubim 2013-03-16 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It would appear that you don't. Xi is a girl, Mika. Raphael is probably the father, but that's impossible to know for sure.

What are you going to name the?
gotashortfuse: (Rawr!)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2013-03-16 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
XI IS NOT A GIRL! I DON'T HAVE ANY GIRL CATS!
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[personal profile] greatcherubim 2013-03-16 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Trying so hard not to laugh.]

Male cats cannot have kittens. Surely, you must know that...?
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gotashortfuse: (Ya Jerk!)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2013-03-16 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT...BUT...

NO. XI IS A BOY!
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[personal profile] greatcherubim 2013-03-16 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Then he's a boy with kittens. Do you intend to keep them all?
gotashortfuse: (Uhhhhhhhh)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2013-03-16 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
But...

What if some of the kittens are girls?
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[personal profile] greatcherubim 2013-03-16 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of them probably are.
gotashortfuse: (Too Many Words!)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2013-03-16 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't get how this happened! No kittens and then KITTENS!
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[personal profile] greatcherubim 2013-03-16 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask Raphael. He can tell you everything you need to know.
gotashortfuse: (Don't Get It)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2013-03-16 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
How the hell is talking to my cat supposed ta help?
greatcherubim: (Hm?)

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[personal profile] greatcherubim 2013-03-16 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
No, Michael. Your best friend, Raphael.
gotashortfuse: (How Am I Supposed To Remember Them?)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2013-03-16 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
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SHUT UP! I KNEW THAT!
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[personal profile] greatcherubim 2013-03-16 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gabriel shakes her head.

Actually she does feel kind of bad for him.

But also kind of frustrated.]

Michael, do you truly fear women so much that you cannot even abide the thought of a female cat?
gotashortfuse: (Explain This To Me)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2013-03-16 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not scared of women!
greatcherubim: (Hm?)

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[personal profile] greatcherubim 2013-03-16 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
No?
gotashortfuse: (Ya Jerk!)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2013-03-16 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
No!
greatcherubim: (Seeing Through You)

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[personal profile] greatcherubim 2013-03-16 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why does Xi being a girl bother you so much?
bedsidemanners: but it's your brother (yet you tell me it's a sin)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2013-03-16 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Come on, Mika, is it that hard to figure out?
gotashortfuse: (Ya Jerk!)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2013-03-16 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Because he's a boy!
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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2013-03-16 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
But...Xi's a boy...
bedsidemanners: personal space invasion (it does look that way doesn't it)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2013-03-16 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Xi's not.
gotashortfuse: (Too Many Words!)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2013-03-16 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
But...Xi...and Raphael...

And kittens...
bedsidemanners: but it's your brother (yet you tell me it's a sin)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2013-03-16 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
What's the problem? We can give them away once they're older.
gotashortfuse: (Uhhhhhhhh)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2013-03-16 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
...Older?
bedsidemanners: but it's your brother (yet you tell me it's a sin)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2013-03-16 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
The kittens.
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