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poly_chromatic2013-03-15 05:58 pm
vicodincrutch) wrote in poly_chromatic2013-03-15 05:58 pm
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154 DIAGNOSIS
A word to the wise, keep out of these jerk's clutches.
The very conniving one. Charmus Jerkus. Typically recognized by smooth complexion and fair hair. While not exactly strong, this one thrives on the element of surprise.
The one that waits until your guard is down. Kodakus Teddibearus. Seen as cute and nonthreatening, that can be a fatal mistake. The female of the species is more deadly then the male they say. At least her intentions are seen easier than Charmus Jerkus.
The one that will get you at every turn. Derjuden Maxima. The deadliest one of them all. Why? Because he's only helping.
The very conniving one. Charmus Jerkus. Typically recognized by smooth complexion and fair hair. While not exactly strong, this one thrives on the element of surprise.
The one that waits until your guard is down. Kodakus Teddibearus. Seen as cute and nonthreatening, that can be a fatal mistake. The female of the species is more deadly then the male they say. At least her intentions are seen easier than Charmus Jerkus.
The one that will get you at every turn. Derjuden Maxima. The deadliest one of them all. Why? Because he's only helping.