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[Lab coat on, it's another general address. Anyone paying attention might note he rarely (deliberately) uses the network for anything personal.]

All non-emergency surgical procedures are officially cancelled until further notice. The hospital can no longer guarantee a non-contaminated operating space. If anyone knows a way to hold the sand back, or of somewhere that's not emulating the Sahara, please get in touch. When I want to go to work in flip-flops I'll open that beach shack.

[He reaches forward to turn off the monitor. Hesitates.]

Oh, and for those of you who weren't taught it when you were three: don't take candy from strangers.


[ooc: he's eaten dozens of the hearts, but he's unlikely to be telling -you- that. His secrets are available in multiples and still open for takers.]

Comments

voice;

[dignity_misery]

No.

[She sounds scornful that he even had to ask that.]

voice;

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Then you're telling me as an advert for your own self-sufficiency?

voice;

[dignity_misery]

Just answering your questions.

voice;

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You haven't answered any of my questions, except the one that wasn't the point.

voice;

[dignity_misery]

I think that means you're not asking the right ones.

voice;

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Another test?

Of course, last time you just wanted me to tell you you looked pretty.

voice;

[dignity_misery]

They're games, not tests, doctor.

voice;

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But being self-sufficient is important. Or at least autonomous.

voice;

[dignity_misery]

[What a button pusher.]

So do I get a gold star?

[She doesn't sound bitter at all.]

voice;

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No one gets points for setting the target.

voice;

[dignity_misery]

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

voice;

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Why would you want one.

voice;

[dignity_misery]

[He's lucky he's out of her reach.]

Don't pretend like sarcasm confuses you, doctor.

voice;

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[Maybe he likes the risk.]

Come on, it was too good to waste. How many.

Do you want me to guess?

voice;

[dignity_misery]

I picked a few that sounded interesting.

voice;

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You should have let me, I'd have been right. Were they?

voice;

[dignity_misery]

For the most part.

voice;

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Shame the interesting ones taste bitter.

voice;

[dignity_misery]

That might just be you.

voice;

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It's hearsay. I could be wrong. But I'm right on the kind you tried.

voice;

[dignity_misery]

And what is it you think I'd try?

voice;

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If you'd let me guess...

You picked up the first one because it looked like sugar and you have relatively lax limits on what you'll put in your mouth. The second one was a test in matching the words and the effect. Second or third hit you like a blow, and that's when you stopped being indiscriminate.

If you weren't being selective, you'd be eating them by the pound. And if the ones that hurt weren't the ones you were looking for, you'd have stopped eating long before getting to a handful.

Is that close?

voice;

[dignity_misery]

Lax limits on what I'll put in my mouth. Charming.

voice;

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I've eaten with you.

voice;

[dignity_misery]

And I can do without your commentary on my eating habits.