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[blonderazorshiv]

--don't think candy hearts are going to end up in the vents too, but okay.

[ Oh look, it's an accidental audio post. Blonde's voice sounds odd, echoing around. ]

Fuck, the sand is already back.

[ Now a loud sound; someone's vacuuming. This continues for a bit before it stops. Then there are a few sounds of exertions, followed by swearing. ]

God dammit-- Saya! You still out there? I fucking told you I was going to get stuck!

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voice;

[dignity_misery]

[Ahahahahahahahahahaha]

voice;

[blonderazorshiv]

Thank you, Carla.

voice;

[dignity_misery]

[Snerk.]

You would laugh at me too.

voice;

[blonderazorshiv]

I'd have given you a look instead, but my device is in my pocket.

voice;

[dignity_misery]

I'd get a look? That would be special.

[Antagonizing a trapped animal... Clever, Miss Morir.]

[blonderazorshiv]

Yeah, real fucking special and you know it.

[ And this animal hates being trapped. ]

[dignity_misery]

You should just kick around a little more, I bet you can get loose.

[Come on, thrash for her, sweetheart.]

[blonderazorshiv]

I tried that.

[ 8( ]

[dignity_misery]

This is shaping up to be a sad story, Mr. Blonde.

[blonderazorshiv]

Gonna cry?

[dignity_misery]

Maybe. You pay half my rent.

[She would deserve widow's compensation, right?]

[blonderazorshiv]

I buy you cookies, too.

[ Even though he hasn't been at the apartment much, that hasn't stopped. ]

Saya said she wouldn't leave me up here.

[dignity_misery]

[Her voice dips soft, although really she doesn't care at all if Saya were to hear her. Everything is echoing inside that vent.]

You trust her?

[blonderazorshiv]

[ He just laughs. No. Fuck no. ]

[dignity_misery]

I didn't think so.

[blonderazorshiv]

Your doctor's offered to pull me out if I need it, you know.

[dignity_misery]

[Oh hay, that shuts her right the fuck up.]

...he's a little more reliable, maybe.

[blonderazorshiv]

Maybe.

[ He keeps telling him to keep breathing. ]

[dignity_misery]

You want me to come rescue you?

[Because, you know, for all her laughing. She would.]

[blonderazorshiv]

[ There's a pause. ]

I'll let you know.

[dignity_misery]

I'll have my phone on me.

[But... she would be pissed if no one in that fucking place could be bothered to get off their asses.]

[blonderazorshiv]

[ There's another pause, and then he practically hisses. ]

Eames went to lunch.

[dignity_misery]

...

[Siiiilence.]

I guess I'll remember that.

[And jack him in the face accordingly.]

[blonderazorshiv]

At least he's bring me pizza.

[ It's not a total loss. ]

[dignity_misery]

[ :| ]

Good luck with that.