004 | audio

[blonderazorshiv]

--don't think candy hearts are going to end up in the vents too, but okay.

[ Oh look, it's an accidental audio post. Blonde's voice sounds odd, echoing around. ]

Fuck, the sand is already back.

[ Now a loud sound; someone's vacuuming. This continues for a bit before it stops. Then there are a few sounds of exertions, followed by swearing. ]

God dammit-- Saya! You still out there? I fucking told you I was going to get stuck!

Comments

Voice;

[worldofourown]

'Saya?'

[His ears are pricked up. Would that be his Saya?]

Voice;

[blonderazorshiv]

[ Oh of course it was recording. Of course it was. ]

My boss.

Voice;

[worldofourown]

Your...employer?

[Hmmm.]

Could you describe her for me?

Voice;

[blonderazorshiv]

Brown hair, brown eyes, and not currently getting me out of this fucking air vent.

[ He's a little claustrophobic. ]

Voice;

[worldofourown]

[Crazy obsessed stalker here. Blonde's pain = not his problem XD]

Is she Japanese, by any chance?

Voice;

[synanthrope]

Yes, but as you told me, it's not my name.

[synanthrope]

[Luckily, she's not laughing. Instead she is making her way up the ladder to look inside at his feet]

I'm right here.

Voice;

[blonderazorshiv]

... No?

[ He hasn't asked, he's been too busy being weirded out by how she moves and sleeping with her. ]

[blonderazorshiv]

Could I have a little help here?

[ He knows he's not as large as Eames, but honestly, this was a bad idea from the start. ]

Voice;

[worldofourown]

Oh.

[Disappointed stalker is disappointed.]

Voice; 1/2

[worldofourown]

...

[synanthrope]

Did you take your device in there?

[She's reaching in]

I'm grabbing your ankle, don't kick me.

Voice; 2/2

[worldofourown]

Tch.

It's just you again.

[blonderazorshiv]

It was in my pocket.

Yeah, got it.

Voice;

[synanthrope]

I hate to disappoint, but if you're going to be looking for Saya, you'll only find me.

voice;

[intheblanks]

[This is obviously a simple clearing of his throat. It's not carefully choked back laughter at all.]

Need any help?

Voice;

[worldofourown]

Not true at all~

There's another Saya here. You simple have the misfortune of sharing her name~

[synanthrope]

[Her hand on his ankle, and then on his calf.]

I'm pulling back, tell me if it hurts.

[She gives a slight yank]

voice;

[dignity_misery]

[Ahahahahahahahahahaha]

[blonderazorshiv]

It doesn't hurt, but I'm not moving.

[ Yet. ]

voice;

[blonderazorshiv]

[ Of course not. :| ]

If my boss decides to leave me up here for giggles, I might.

voice;

[blonderazorshiv]

Thank you, Carla.

[synanthrope]

[She pulls harder]

Am I going to have to butter you up?

[blonderazorshiv]

Is someone gonna lick it off afterwards?

Shit-- get the vacuum hose at first, fuck.

[synanthrope]

I'm sure I can find a volunteer.

[She tugs the hose and it takes it a couple of tugs before it gets out]