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[charring]

[The feed starts with a loud burst of static and then, even louder, the sound of Charlie in a very angry mid-sentence shout.]

--don’t think I appreciate what you just said, Mister Ryan. For starters, I’m married. And second, just because I’m handcuffed to you doesn’t mean that---

[Oh, dear. More static. Rude, device. So rude.]

I am, of course, well aware of the fact that you’re married. Perhaps I was attempting to introduce some kind of levity to a situation which is, quite frankly...

[A long-suffering sigh, as though this is possibly the worst thing that’s ever happened to him.]

In any case, we’re stuck with each other for the time being. I’d appreciate it if we could both keep our tempers about it.

[A request like that, despite the fact that the strident tone in his voice is far from cheerful.]

[There’s a snort from Charlie. Anyone that knew her well enough, knew that this sound accompanies a mild eyeroll from her. Mr Ryan, you’re full of it. But, he does have a point.]

Okay, fine. Just...tone the flirting down, okay? Tone it down a lot. I was expecting to wake up next to Merlin. This threw me.

[And it’s awkward as hell.] Midnight. This’ll be done by then, right?

[There’s a short noise of assent, something more like an ‘mmm’ than anything that sounds particularly convinced of the fact.]

The last time I experienced this ridiculous curse, it was over with by midnight, yes. Unfortunately, I doubt there’s any way to know for sure until midnight has come and gone.

[A soft sigh from Charlie. She’s resigned herself to this situation.]

I have errands to run. They have to be done today. Looks like you’re helping.

[Take that, Mr. Ryan.]

[ooc: charlie's been handcuffed to <font color="blue>andrew ryan.</font> expect tags from both! she's in a good mood about this one. yep.]</i>

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[rianofski]

Errands? Dare I ask what kind, or am I destined to simply traipse after you all day, picking things up off of shelves and getting ordered around?

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[charring]

You're screwed. [She's kidding. Her tone is a little lighter than earlier.] I just need to pick up a few things for my store and feed my horse. That's all.

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[rianofski]

[Oh, he would so be making a comment about her usage of the word 'screwed' if she hadn't just told him to tone it down. Flirt he may be, but when handcuffed to someone else, it's a good idea not to intentionally infuriate them.]

I've never cared for horses.

[He is, however, uncooperative as always.]

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[charring]

It won't take long. I promise.

[Her saying 'screwed' was possibly just her being a brat.]

And...I'm sorry for snapping at you.

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[rianofski]

[He sighs.]

Believe me, I'm equally irritated by the situation. Apology accepted, of course.

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[charring]

I promise, my errands will be done quick. You're just lucky I don't have to shovel out Necromancer's stable today.

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[rianofski]

I think I'd draw the line at that.

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[universaltranslator]

Are you all right?

audio;

[charring]

Yes. [No.]

audio;

[universaltranslator]

You sound like someone who needs a drink. Or a pint of ice cream. I can do either.

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[charring]

Yes. To all. After midnight. I want to go home for a bit to let Merlin know I'm alright.

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[universaltranslator]

Of course. Call me when you're ready and meet at your place?

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[charring]

Absolutely. Mind if we hang around my house for ice cream and alcohol?

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[universaltranslator]

Sounds perfect.

[pratful]

[ He feels for you, Charlie. He really truly does. ]

If you're in need of a chaperone, I'll gladly extend my services.

[ For Ryan, that is. He's well aware Charlie can take care of herself. They're sparring matches had taught him that well. ]

[charring]

Arthur, have I mentioned recently how fantastic I think you are? [She means it.]

I think we'll be alright. Thank you, though.

[pratful]

[ he grins ] I'm afraid you haven't. You know how Merlin hates that. [ a little prone to jealousy are you, Merlin? Perhaps, perhaps not. But Arthur will still claim that he is. It does Arthur's ego proud. ]

[charring]

You are one of the best guys in the City. I'm glad I met you.

[pratful]

And I'm rather glad we met you. Are you certain you can handle your new friend alone?

[ he's serious. Oh so very serious. Dinner could be on the line]

[charring]

Mister Ryan and I have been friends for a while. I'll be fine.

[She'll come home long enough to put some chicken in the rotisserie. Gosh, Arthur. It's like you think Charlie won't take care of you and Merlin.]

[pratful]

[ He's used to being spoiled. And has she tried some of the stuff Merlin likes to make? It's... palatable, at least... (it just doesn't compare) ]

At least the curse seems to have shown you one small favor than. I wish you luck. [ and safe travels ]

[charring]

[Merlin's not awful, Arthur. He's actually good and Charlie's enjoyed some of the things he's cooked.]

Thank you, Arthur. See you when I get home.

[pratful]

[ only through the excellent guiding hand of one Charlie to help. Arthur prefers the original touch. ]

Until later then, I suppose. [ and he kindly signs off because truly, what else is Arthur to do? Twiddling his thumbs was never something he did well. Stalking the halls until Charlie's return was a much better use of his time. ]

[Video] THE LATEST OOPS...

[destinedtobeunpopular]

I hope it'll be over by midnight too.

[ He wants his wife back, without another man on her tail. ]

[Video]

[charring]

Hey, gorgeous.

[She's not enjoying this at all.]

I miss you.

[Video]

[destinedtobeunpopular]

I miss you too.

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[charring]

Can you meet Mr. Ryan and I at the stables in a bit? I want to feed Necromancer. I just need help.

[Video]

[destinedtobeunpopular]

No problem, I'll be right there.