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I don't think Jasper will try to chew my shoes ever again.

My red satin stiletto just grabbed his lip and wouldn't let go.

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Did you let Stark loose near them? 'Cause your shoes are dangerous enough without programming them to fight back.

I made it clear to Stark that my shoes were off limits, not matter how much he begs. Besides this red isn't the right shade.

There's an image that can never be wiped clean.

Would it make you feel better if I bought you new ones? With extra height. And pointier heels.

Actually, they don't need to be replaced. They fought back and are just fine- aside from the teeth.

Also, if I have to live with that mental image it's only fair that I share.

What about the unspoken rule that all men aren't openly privy to? The one where a girl can never own too many shoes.

Sometimes I question why you and I are friends.

You know as well as I do, I'm not like other girls.

I'm going to go with lack of better options. ;)

You're definitely unique.

Still being alive is a good enough reason. Not sure I could claim to be without you. But next time? It's my turn to rescue you.

I know.

We'll see. I'm not so used to playing the part of damsel in distress, but for you I might make an exception.

Hey, I'm not a damsel. And I sure as shit don't swoon. For anyone.

I didn't say you were. Or that you did. But I wouldn't tell anyone if it were true.

Edited 2013-03-12 02:31 (UTC)

Which it's not. For the record. If anyone asks.

[ Unless pausing to take a moment of awe and worship her with an intense gaze before there's usually gunshots and running involved. ]

Understood.

I think I should warn you that it appears that today's particular brand of 'fun' doled out to us by The City seems to be objects that bite us back.

I'm currently hoping the couch doesn't rebel against be and have Jasper and I for a snack.