153 DIAGNOSIS

[vicodincrutch]

 At the risk of sounding sensitive, can we not have a curse that blows?

FILTERED FROM WILSON and CHASE;

I need a location for a bacchanalia. Stat.

[ooc; because of two friend employee birthdays and because he did like to shoot hoops once.]

Comments

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[recognize_an_opportunity]

Bacchanalia. Hmm. Do you like to gamble?

Video

[vicodincrutch]

That depends. I don't like ponies as well as slots or cards.

Re: Video

[recognize_an_opportunity]

I run a place that specializes mostly in poker and blackjack. We've also got a bar with reasonably priced drinks, and some great entertainment.

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[vicodincrutch]

Does your entertainment scantily clad? This is important.

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[recognize_an_opportunity]

She doesn't take off her clothes for a buck, if that's what you're really asking, but she's not half bad to look at.

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[vicodincrutch]

Of course it's never one. How about several bucks?

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[recognize_an_opportunity]

I've met some girls that'd do it for one.

[A slight smile.]

No, I don't think so, but she's a good singer.

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[vicodincrutch]

Let me guess, those girls aren't around.

[HMPH. House ponders over a plan B in this situation.]

Would she consider coming out of a cake?

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[recognize_an_opportunity]

Not unless you know a way to get back to the 1920s real quick.

[A pause.]

Probably not. On the other hand, my establishment is one of the few places where you actually have the chance to earn money rather than just throwing it all away on drinks and women.

[If they're good at cards, that is.]