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[hates_most_things]

[Anyone who thought happy April was the norm/has never met April is in for a nasty shock, the shock of April's angry face shouting into her camera (and occasionally at passers-by). She's frustrated at trying to get through the day and lacks things such as any sympathy whatsoever. Also, the hippo is a mini hippo with a harness and leash, not really visible on the video.]

OH MY GOD. Can't I just walk my hippo in peace without tripping all over random people? If you're disoriented and want help my advice is DON'T TALK TO ME and just keep walking until you hit water and DROWN YOURSELF.

[The video feed flickers off for a second and then back on.]

Oh, and don't litter. It's called a trashcan people. UGH.

Comments

[brian_synchronicity]

Sorry.

[hates_most_things]

What did you do?

[brian_synchronicity]

I don't know. But something. Probably.

I get stuff wrong sometimes. Stuff like that.

[hates_most_things]

I only care if you're in my way or if you get garbage everywhere.

[brian_synchronicity]

Okay. I won't get in your way or get garbage everywhere. I can do that.

[hates_most_things]

Great start. Keep up with the good work.

[This is deeply sarcastic.]

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[german_beefcake]

[Jeager was about to approach her to ask a question but after seeing her fly off the handle, he frowns]

I-I'm sorry, mein Frau..! I didn't mean to upset you.

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[hates_most_things]

And stop apologizing!

[This is only half in his direction.]

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[german_beefcake]

[He goes to apologize again but realizes she's telling him to stop so...]

Are you... alright?

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[hates_most_things]

Fine.

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[german_beefcake]

You don't sound fine... You sound angry.

[skintoskin]

April? Breathe.

[hates_most_things]

Everyone is stealing my oxygen.

[skintoskin]

There's plenty to go 'round. Relax.

[howhappyarethey]

WHEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEE!

[If you're near an escalator, April, you'll see a slinky having the time of its life]

[hates_most_things]

[Barely sparing it a glance, April tries to trip the slinky. Because April has no soul.]

[howhappyarethey]

Waaah! [You can trip a slinky, but on an escalator, there's only one way for them to go. It stumbles back into step hopping form]

WHEEEEE!