015 :: Audio

[hulkbusted]

If you've lived here for a while, you probably understand what's going on as much as any of us can understand the things that happen in the City. If you're newly arrived, either today or within the past month or two, this is probably more confusing.

There is a high probability that this is a two-day curse. People who have arrived today will likely leave after Sunday night. There's a history of this kind of curse in network postings if you go back far enough.

What I'm saying is that if there are people you don't want to see who have just popped up, they'll probably be gone soon and you can breathe a sigh of relief. If there are people here you want to see, make the best of this time, because I'm sorry to say it's probably limited.

Text Addendum
This guy: [link] is a few fries short of a happy meal. Just walk the other way if you see him and contact the police force.

Text Addendum 2
This guy: [link] isn't my favorite person when he isn't turning into a screaming beast apparently intent on eating me. If you run into him, it might be him, and that's enough reason to avoid him, and it might be this (link to a screencap from this conversation) and you really want to avoid that.


[ooc: Bring it on.]

Comments

audio switching to video;

[imitateverything]

[So he can stare at you sternly and point at the screen.]

Your oddity's the best strong arm we've got.

video

[hulkbusted]

[Oh good, you can see Bruce's lack of enthusiasm.]

You've been here a day. What have you found that you'd need the Other Guy for already?

The deal was that you wanted my mind. I did my job. I went above and beyond on that job. That doesn't make me your attack dog.

video

[imitateverything]

And what brilliant mind sends the average man, woman, or child to walk away when we know and we've seen that threat. [Dat Loki.] Has no problem taking each and every one of them out.

[He getting angry, you won't like it when it's angry.]

video

[hulkbusted]

[He doesn't especially like him when he's just intense.]

Like I said, Cap's a better call for this. Loki will be ready for the Other Guy. What brilliant tactician thinks he's the right tool to use without Steve and the others?

You can't "persuade" me here the way you could at home.

video

[imitateverything]

Are you disobeying a direct order, Banner?

[Is it just the video or is Fury's head swelling??!]

video

[hulkbusted]

Are you giving me a direct order, Director Fury? Does that seem advisable?

video

[imitateverything]

I am and you will come to me or I'll come find yoooouuuuuuu...

[Look at Fury's head detaching from his body and weird shrieking is going on and Bruce why didn't you just come meet him.]

Re: video

[hulkbusted]

Shit!

[Whoa, no. Uh. No. Exponential values of no.]

video

[imitateverything]

Eeeeeeieiiiiiiriuuuirieieiieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

[It's smashing Fury's face into the device now like it can just get to Bruce through the screen.]

Re: video

[hulkbusted]

[Oh god, thank you for new nightmares to add to his catalog before he blanks the screen and updates his intial post. Again.]

video

[imitateverything]

Rrrrreeeeeeeiiiyyyahh--

[Soon, Bruce Banner. Soon.]

video

[therightchoice]

[ Pardon both the pun and his language, but what the hell. ]

What is that?

video

[hulkbusted]

[You mean other than freaking him the hell out?]

I don't know, but I'd stay inside and keep the doors locked today if I were you.

video

[therightchoice]

Again?

[ Seriously, how many times Jesse stayed inside his apartment when the freaky stuff happens? ]

THREADJACK

[fuckyeahloki]

Oh but he can. And he did.

Isn't that an interesting strategy?

THREADJACK

[imitateverything]

[This is a new face the thing must acquire.]

It's an attack.