015 :: Audio

[hulkbusted]

If you've lived here for a while, you probably understand what's going on as much as any of us can understand the things that happen in the City. If you're newly arrived, either today or within the past month or two, this is probably more confusing.

There is a high probability that this is a two-day curse. People who have arrived today will likely leave after Sunday night. There's a history of this kind of curse in network postings if you go back far enough.

What I'm saying is that if there are people you don't want to see who have just popped up, they'll probably be gone soon and you can breathe a sigh of relief. If there are people here you want to see, make the best of this time, because I'm sorry to say it's probably limited.

Text Addendum
This guy: [link] is a few fries short of a happy meal. Just walk the other way if you see him and contact the police force.

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This guy: [link] isn't my favorite person when he isn't turning into a screaming beast apparently intent on eating me. If you run into him, it might be him, and that's enough reason to avoid him, and it might be this (link to a screencap from this conversation) and you really want to avoid that.


[ooc: Bring it on.]

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[hulkbusted]

[You started it.]

Okay then.

Any other questions? I assume I don't look like someone you know?

[seriousheat]

[ And that's the one detail you latched onto. ]

Nah. Never seen you in my life. So you're, what, the scientific welcome squad here?

[hulkbusted]

[It was the detail you included about someone he thought had perfectly reasonable hair... if he'd really given the hair any thought before.]

Sometimes. I don't really need to tell residents about the regular curses, but on days like this when there's a huge influx of temporary imports, it can save on repeat questions.

[seriousheat]

[ It's just very — floppy in comparison to what he's used to seeing on that head, all right. ]

Temporary imports, huh? [ Fair enough. ]

[hulkbusted]

I've been here for five months and I know other people who have been here for three or four years. The odds are good that you'll only be here for 48 hours. I don't know why, but I don't know the why of most things here.

[seriousheat]

[ He actually just thought the wording was funny. ]

48 hours doesn't sound so bad.

[hulkbusted]

[Pft, live here for a while.]

It's all relative. I know of both welcome and unwelcome people in the City this weekend.

And don't trust Lokis. Any of them.

[seriousheat]

What's a Loki?

[hulkbusted]

Trickster god. There are three varieties in the city this weekend. One's a kid who calls himself Serrure, another's either a guy calling himself Luke or sometimes he's a woman who calls herself Chloe, and there's a guy in dire need of family therapy and ECT who just calls himself Loki and sometimes wears a bug helmet.

If you're lucky they'll just lie to you. If you aren't random mayhem and murder's not off the menu.

[seriousheat]

This place is a regular mad house, isn't it.

[hulkbusted]

You don't know the half of it.

[seriousheat]

Not sure I'd want to know all of it.

[hulkbusted]

You probably don't. Just enjoy your tour of the zoo and be glad it's just for a day or two.

[seriousheat]

Yeah, I'm on that.

[hulkbusted]

There's a guy you should meet up with, he was very invested in finding out if I had any vices. Maybe you can go eat peacock with him. There has to be a place in the City that serves peacock.

[seriousheat]

Hey, I got no vices. [ Except the ladies. And drinking and adrenaline and painkillers. A quick grin. ]

Peacock, really?

[hulkbusted]

I told him I'm a wild man. Sometimes I have ice cream for breakfast.

Yeah, peacock, but he seemed like the wine, women, and song type. I'm boring.

[seriousheat]

Oh yeah, ice cream for breakfast is wild all right.

[ He's not laughing at you, he's laughing with you. ] Not into wine, or women, or song?

[hulkbusted]

[The whole enormous green rage monster thing isn't something that makes for good chit-chat.]

I like Soundgarden as much as the next 40-something guy.

[seriousheat]

Oh, so it's just the women and the wine that turn you off, I get it.

[hulkbusted]

More just the wine.

But yeah, you should find that guy. He can introduce you to peacock and you can troll the underground together.

[seriousheat]

Sounds promising. [ And if you're just taking a piss, Bruce, that's all right 'cause Severide sure is amused. ]

[hulkbusted]

Good luck on it. I didn't get the guy's name, but mine's Bruce. If you get hurt, you can ask for Dr. Banner.

[seriousheat]

Not planning on it, but thanks man. I'm Severide.

[hulkbusted]

Enjoy the City, Severide.