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[lupusalpha]

What-

Why is everyone-

No.



[ooc: as usual, anything goes except doubles!]

Comments

[killerstyle]

Well, you're cute enough, but the conversational skills could use a little work.

[lupusalpha]

[Because he has the best people skills, he....

Snorts.]

[killerstyle]

Case in point.

[lupusalpha]

I'm not interested in conversation.

[Also don't even think you have the best abs in town anymore.

Or the best eyes, for that matter.]

[moonlighting]

[Well Seth has no idea what that means, but he'll go along with it. Wouldn't want to look stupid, after all.]

I know. Yeah!

It's like...

Right?

[lupusalpha]

No.

[moonlighting]

No. Yeah. Exactly.

[Um.]

Hi.

[lupusalpha]

Hi.

Who are you?

[waitedforyears]

Because.

[lupusalpha]

[Silence!]

[waitedforyears]

No, really.

text; i'm sorry for all the respect mae has for him rn

[brobeforehos]

You tried.

text;

[lupusalpha]

[More silence!]

video; hollaaaaa

[invulnerated]

You can try with full sentences now.

video;

[lupusalpha]

Erica?

video;

[invulnerated]

...hi, Derek.

video;

[lupusalpha]

Where are you?

[sitis]

Agreed.

This isn't purgatory again... there aren't enough doors.

[lupusalpha]

It's not purgatory.

[sitis]

Ah.. Good. That's not an experience I want to repeat unless I have good reason.

Care explainin' how I could be sittin' on my sofa at home one minute and here in the middle of a park the next?

[lupusalpha]

It happens.

[howhappyarethey]

Problem?

oh dear god

[lupusalpha]

No.

mwahahaha

[howhappyarethey]

Okay. You got any problems, you let me know.

[Directing traffic isn't his only skill.]

[lupusalpha]

What kind of problems?