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[nobrakes]

BEEP BEEP. NEW YORK COMIN' THROUGH!

[That's the only warning anybody in the Square gets as Wilee barrels through it on his bike, the state flag of New York tied around his neck, flapping in the breeze like a cape. He's hitting top speeds, popping wheelies and turns like no other, showing off just what the best city in the world is made of.

Right before a man in a leather jacket crosses his path at the wrong moment and comes head to head (or side to front wheel) with Wilee. He doesn't stop, barely even slows down, only turns his head before turning the bike into a full circle.]

Damn pedestrians... Sorry! It's a New York thing!


[ooc: poor ray, no1curr about old men getting hit.]

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[saidrepent]

[He knew he should've taken the car today.]

The hell's your problem?! [Somehow he missed the whole New York thing, but it should really come as no surprise to him.]

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[nobrakes]

You got in my way?

[Wilee rides past him again, hopping up on the curb for a few more tricks, flag waving proudly. New York, bitches.]

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[saidrepent]

I got in your way? [Raymond huffs.] I'm just trying to walk here. You should watch where you're going, kid.

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[nobrakes]

Kid? I'm a grown man. [With the brain of a kid.] And yeah, in New York, people walk. What you were doing was pretty much sitting on your feet.

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[saidrepent]

You're a kid to me, kid. And in case nobody bothered to tell you, you're not in New York anymore. So deal with it.

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[nobrakes]

Okay, Gramps. Sorry. Did you break your hip? [Mmm... delicious sarcasm.] And I know. That doesn't mean I can't represent.

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[saidrepent]

[Your sarcasm only serves to make Raymond more furious. Er, wait.]

No, but it also doesn't mean you can't be a total jackass while you're doing it.

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[nobrakes]

Just giving you what you're giving out.

[Yeah! You first and such like.]

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[charring]

[Nothing but a load of laughing from Charlie.]

Dude. Be careful.

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[nobrakes]

I am careful. People just need to watch out for New York.

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[charring]

So I'm learning. And I'm glad to see you're feeling better.

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[nobrakes]

Why wouldn't I be? The hospital can't hold me down.

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[charring]

That's a good attitude to have. [Mainly because it's her attitude.]

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[spiderkid]

[Miles has somehow gotten himself a Brooklyn flag t-shirt.]

Yeah! Go New York!

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[nobrakes]

[About time somebody knows what's up in this place.]

Where Brooklyn at?

[Somebody had to say it.]

[vicodincrutch]

I didn't know the state was so small.

[It's not. And he knows it.]

[nobrakes]

[Ugh. New Jerseyans.]

Oh, look, a hater. That's okay, New York has a lot. We eat them for breakfast.

[vicodincrutch]

A we not a you. Naturally. It looks like all you could handle is a bag of potato chips.

[nobrakes]

I could handle putting my foot up your ass if you want to try that too.

[Wilee, no fighting the disabled.]

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[universaltranslator]

You know being from New York isn't an excuse for being a jerk, right?

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[nobrakes]

I'm not a jerk. I warned them. Not my fault he decided to ignore me.

[Hay gurl hay.]

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[universaltranslator]

You could have slowed down.

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[nobrakes]

I did. [A little.] And I turned around to check on him before he decided to yell at me.

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[universaltranslator]

[This is Uhura rolling her eyes. There's no arguing with idiots.]