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poly_chromatic2013-02-08 11:37 am
pinokosthewife) wrote in poly_chromatic2013-02-08 11:37 am
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[Karte 2: (VIDEO) Patriotic Display]
[The screen shows a great deal of food! There's omu-rice, a rice-stuffed omelette rolled up and adorned with ketchup; lots of onigiri, little triangular riceballs; little bowls of rice topped with chicken and egg; plates bearing strips of grilled fish; and several plates of curry rice, chunky brown-orange curry taking up more than half the plate.
Everything is topped with little white flags emblazoned with bright red rising suns.]
Nippon ni BANZAIIII!
[Pinoko hops onto a stool in front of her feast, wearing a white cloth around her head, tied back like a headband, also sporting the rising sun emblem. She waves a flag that also looks hand-crafted, the pole three times her size.]
BANZAIII! BANZAIII! BANZAIIII!
[She is very much into this, isn't she?!]
Long live the glory of Japan! Ten thousand years!
[After shouting until her face turned red, she slumped on her stool, pinning the flag pole into the floor and leaning onto it for support.] Had to get that out of Pinoko's shyshtem...
Everything is topped with little white flags emblazoned with bright red rising suns.]
Nippon ni BANZAIIII!
[Pinoko hops onto a stool in front of her feast, wearing a white cloth around her head, tied back like a headband, also sporting the rising sun emblem. She waves a flag that also looks hand-crafted, the pole three times her size.]
BANZAIII! BANZAIII! BANZAIIII!
[She is very much into this, isn't she?!]
Long live the glory of Japan! Ten thousand years!
[After shouting until her face turned red, she slumped on her stool, pinning the flag pole into the floor and leaning onto it for support.] Had to get that out of Pinoko's shyshtem...
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[After a moment:]
There! Pinoko made it better with crayons.
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[Video]
That's half-a-yesh!
Pinoko met the train man, but not Himeno-shan! Pinoko should go meet her, she wantsh to have aaaaall the Japaneshe friendsh!
Who're you, kid?
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My name's David, I'm from England.
[He pauses for a moment, listening to something offscreen.]
My friend wants to know if you'll share any of your food?
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That is a Yamato Nadeshiko! [Swelling with pride!]
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Hm? Sure! Pinoko overdid a little, sho there's plenty to share!
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So I could come round and get some? Brilliant.
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Pinoko made plenty! A good wife's hoshpitable, hee!
Drop by room [xxx], on the [n]th floor of apartment building five!
Yoroshiku onegaishimashu~!
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Yoroshi... Yes, alright.
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You wanna come over and help her eat all thish shtuff? Not to brag, but it's really good. Japanese food's the besht!
Easy on the waishtline too~
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You'll have company, too! A boy and his friend want to come over too, Pinoko thinksh.
Pinoko's made plenty, sho don't feel shy! Eat up, eat up!
Pinoko lives at room [xxx], on the [n]th floor of apartment building five!
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No, no, Pinoko'll take care of the cooking~! Jusht come and enjoy yourshelf.
Looksh like there's gonna be more people than ekshpected, sho Pinoko's got a hot pot on! Shukiyaki's great for thish kind of weather, mmhmm~
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[Gazelle's not cursed or anything, but it's always exciting to meet people from the same place. And all that food - it's absolutely eye-catching!]
So you're from Japan too?
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[Pinoko nods happily.]
You're Japanese too?
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And, um, do you dye your hair, Mish?
[She clearly doesn't mean to be rude! She's just curious.]
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Um, of course not. It's my real hair color.
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Or are you wearing contactsh? An eye colour like that's very uncommon for a Japanese pershon! [Smiling politely.]
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[Blue. Hair. Natural blue hair.
What even is this, she can't—]
Wow! Pinoko thinksh we're from different plaches with the shame name, 'cause nobody jusht grows blue hair in Pinoko's world!
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[Takes her by surprise. By just a little.] —Nobody? ...Now that you mention it, I didn't see anybody else with blue hair either.
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[Pinoko is really bad at history. She just looks curiously at the screen for a moment, before frowning.] Pinoko doesn't know what you're talking about, but that attitude is really irritating!
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[Pinoko blinks, looking genuinely clueless for a moment, before putting her hands on her hips.]
Mishter, what does Pinoko have to do with that?!
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[Yeeeeah, that's what she thinks he's talking about.]
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If you're going to purport to nationalism you ought to at least be aware of the past you're celebrating. A time that has next to nothing to do with the yakuza. Pick up a European history book sometime, it'd do you good.
[Aaand he's only going to argue this so far with a person who as far as he can tell is about six, so this is where the feed clicks off.]
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I guess you're from Japan?
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[She throws her arms up in joy, then blinks.]
Hmm, maybe Pinoko should get a Japanese flag lick-on tattooed on!
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You mean a temporary tattoo?
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You really think sho?
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I know so.
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