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[friggmagnet]

This was going to be heaps more brilliant when Mike and Ty were still here, but two Kiwis are better than none, eh? So uh,

Happy Waitangi Day!

[Axl stands up to crack open a beer and cheers the ceiling.]

Anyone who's interested come by the pub, yeah? Me and my mates get seriously munted every year and no reason to break the tradition.

[As Axl logs off he attaches a file for you. Revel in the glory of this awesome country.]

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[frekish]

[Zeb slumps, disappointed.]

Oh. Then I guess this is about as drunk as I'm getting.

[infernoandhearth]

[Ponder.] D'you want to be a girl, a moment? That's how I've been managing drinks for myself.

[frekish]

Seriously? [Wow, Luke. You are amazing.

Don't tell Axl, but you are so my favourite god right now.

[infernoandhearth]

I'm sure he'll be fine if it's only for right now. Come on. [She sets off towards the women's washroom.]

[frekish]

[Zeb is quite happy to follow. At least until he realises where they're going, and that does make him hesitate. He's at least learned enough to know walking into a ladies toilet is not really the best idea.]<\small>

Are you sure we should go in there?

[infernoandhearth]

It's alright. [She takes his hand.] We'll let on I'm pulling you in to fuck you in a stall. I'm not. My standards do go slightly that far. [Giggling unrelatedly and looking about furtively, for the look of it, she darts in and drags Zeb in after her, rushing him into a stall and closing the door after them.]

[frekish]

[Wow, okay. If she wants to make it look like he got lucky he won't complain. He stands in the confined space of the cubicle for a moment before he says anything.]

Are you sure about your standards?

[infernoandhearth]

Yes. The loos here are nowhere near as nice as Tony's. You need to properly agree to let me change you, now. The magic doesn't work without permission.

[frekish]

You so have it.

[infernoandhearth]

[AlRIGHT. Luke grins. Magic time. She puts her hands on Zeb's shoulders and concentrates. Like changing herself, but the energy goes outward, and it doesn't burn. Just flickering change.

She gives Zeb a new outfit while she's at it, because she can.]

There. We ought to leave the stall now, I think.

[frekish]

[The change of clothes is the thing that surprises him initially. He doesn't feel all that different.

Truth be told, he doesn't look all that different either. He's definitely more feminine in his features, but the changes are nowhere near as big as Axl's. Not that it dampens his enthusiasm at all once he escapes the stall to admire himself in the mirror.]

I can't believe how hot I look as a chick.

[He has boobs! Which he is totally look down his newly acquired dress at.]