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[friggmagnet]

This was going to be heaps more brilliant when Mike and Ty were still here, but two Kiwis are better than none, eh? So uh,

Happy Waitangi Day!

[Axl stands up to crack open a beer and cheers the ceiling.]

Anyone who's interested come by the pub, yeah? Me and my mates get seriously munted every year and no reason to break the tradition.

[As Axl logs off he attaches a file for you. Revel in the glory of this awesome country.]

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[wouldnotkindly]

Whats a waitangi ? [He can't help but be curious.]

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[friggmagnet]

It was like this treaty that was signed ages ago but now Waitangi Day is like the big national holiday for New Zealand.

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[wouldnotkindly]

Oh
So its like the fourth of july or something ?

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[friggmagnet]

That's like the American one, right?

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[wouldnotkindly]

Thats right
So i guess it is the same

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[friggmagnet]

I reckon so, yeah.

So you in for a drink?

[wouldnotkindly]

Thank you but i dont know if that would be a good idea
I dont exactly get out much these days

[friggmagnet]

now miht be the perfect chance mate

[wouldnotkindly]

I dont think i would be much fun to be around though

[He pauses, considering just repeating the same thing he's been saying this whole time he's been back in the City, but instead decides to be a little more truthful:]

Besides theres something wrong with my voice
So i wont be able to say anything when im there

[friggmagnet]

Whatever, man. I don't reckon anyone's that bothered.

[wouldnotkindly]

[He has to think about it for a bit, but...]

If you really think so then ok
Which pub ?

[friggmagnet]

[Insert pun which mun never figured out.]

You better catch up bro, we've already started!

[wouldnotkindly]

I think i can manage ok

[Says the man whose bouts of drunkenness rarely last more than a matter of seconds. At any rate, he's on his way there.]

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[intheblanks]

The day Zid called England and Australia and said it wanted a threesome.

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[wouldnotkindly]

Zid ? [Sorry doc, he's not exactly learned in global affairs.]

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[intheblanks]

NZ. New Zealand.

Ask one of them to pronounce it sometime.

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[wouldnotkindly]

Oh
Ill try to remember i guess

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[intheblanks]

Then get them to count to seven.

Actually, anything with vowels is good.

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[wouldnotkindly]

[He's starting to get the feeling that he's being put on here, but:] I dont know if i can do that much but ok

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[friggmagnet]

Oi Oz so wasn't invited

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[intheblanks]

Oz was already there, mate. Your lot didn't get in bed with the Brits until half the fun was over.

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[friggmagnet]

We were just waiting out the drama. You coming down for a drink, bro?

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[intheblanks]

At least you had the sheep to keep yourselves busy. Drinks sound good.

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[friggmagnet]

You what they call an Aussie who farms sheep and goats?

Bisexual.

See you at the pub, mate.