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You'd figure people would think twice before posting stupid shit on the internet but apparently not. I shouldn't be surprised. And don't even bother trying to blame the Deities. That excuse can't be used all the fucking time.

While we're on the subject of dumbasses, why do people suck at tipping lately? I'm a handsome, professional, yet friendly waiter. Those assholes are lucky I don't spit in their food... at least, not unless they return another day.

[He pinches the bridge of his nose]

Ugh, I don't feel like dealing with anyone for the rest of the week. Some guy tried to stop me on the street to sell me something. I gave him some feedback on his approach. I certainly hope he enjoyed it and appreciated my help. I know I liked it.

[And he mutters something in Russian under his breath before cutting the feed. For those who know the language, it's a very obscene insult about the general masses.]

[OOC: Someone's brattier than usual thanks to the Dark Energy Tea. And punched a guy in the face.]

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As someone who's worked as a waiter ...it's true some patrons can be very nasty.

They've been especially nasty the past few days.

At least no one's attacking you with broken bottles to the face.

[ g u l p ]

Right?

I'd like to be the one doing that.

[ okaaaaay ]

W-wouldn't that cost you your job?

Details, details...

Maybe a break from work might be best.

To, um [ prevent murder ] get some perspective.

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Tipping is up to the discretion of the customer. Clearly your lack of tips is a sign that you're not doing enough to satisfy them.

I'll have you know, I'm one of the the best damn waiters at the Blue Light.

Well, your patrons obviously don't think you're doing enough. Although I've never had that type of job, so I don't know what advice I can give you.

Then why comment at all?

For the simple reason that you seem to think that you're entitled to tips. That's not the way it works, nor should it be. And if your response to that is to threaten to spit in people's food over a public network, then that's thoroughly unprofessional.

I am entitled.

And it's not like I'm at work. I can be as unprofessional all I want at home.

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[Oh dear. He thinks he needs to sit on you until you feel better.]

[He might protest a bit. How unusual.]

[He can live with that. It's not like he never deals with that with his family or anything.]

[This is true. Nathan might wanna keep a close eye on him. He might just end up snapping at Diva...]

[Hence the coming to collect him so he can sit on him. He will totally be putting Raikov in their private room at his club.

And taking his device.

And not letting him leave until he's a good boy again.]

[B-but that won't be until the droid is destroyed!

He might slap you, Nathan. Be gentle on him. ~~Actually, don't.~~]

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Ah, Mister Raikov, I'm sorry to hear people aren't tipping you well. [Still, this isn't the man she's accustomed to. She's a little concerned. Maybe he's sick?]

Where do you work? I'll be sure to give you a good tip!

[He is, in a way.]

The Blue Light.

And I knew I could count on you.

I will order whatever you suggest, and pleasantly wait however long it takes, and give you the best tip I can manage! I will be sure to take my bonus when I go!

Eat whatever you want. You don't have to listen to my suggestions. And a person shouldn't have to wait long for their food.

But I trust your judgement! And I've never been there before, so I don't know the food well. But if that's asking too much of you, then I can pick my own thing!

[EVEN WITH THE EVIL TEA, it's hard being mean to her]

N-no. I can suggest things that you may like.

assume she went?

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Okay. XD

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