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[majorcrotchgrab]

You'd figure people would think twice before posting stupid shit on the internet but apparently not. I shouldn't be surprised. And don't even bother trying to blame the Deities. That excuse can't be used all the fucking time.

While we're on the subject of dumbasses, why do people suck at tipping lately? I'm a handsome, professional, yet friendly waiter. Those assholes are lucky I don't spit in their food... at least, not unless they return another day.

[He pinches the bridge of his nose]

Ugh, I don't feel like dealing with anyone for the rest of the week. Some guy tried to stop me on the street to sell me something. I gave him some feedback on his approach. I certainly hope he enjoyed it and appreciated my help. I know I liked it.

[And he mutters something in Russian under his breath before cutting the feed. For those who know the language, it's a very obscene insult about the general masses.]


[OOC: Someone's brattier than usual thanks to the Dark Energy Tea. And punched a guy in the face.]

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[mortemscintilla]

As someone who's worked as a waiter ...it's true some patrons can be very nasty.

[majorcrotchgrab]

They've been especially nasty the past few days.

[mortemscintilla]

At least no one's attacking you with broken bottles to the face.

[ g u l p ]

Right?

[majorcrotchgrab]

I'd like to be the one doing that.

[mortemscintilla]

[ okaaaaay ]

W-wouldn't that cost you your job?

[majorcrotchgrab]

Details, details...

[mortemscintilla]

Maybe a break from work might be best.

To, um [ prevent murder ] get some perspective.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Not a bad idea. I believe I'll do just that. Rosella has more than enough people there that the place won't fall apart without me.

[mortemscintilla]

That's right. A breather is important.

Between the awful curses here, and the general stress levels of being a waiter [ if you're a terrible waiter like him, anyway ] sometimes it's a good idea to get away from it all.

[majorcrotchgrab]

I'm not stressed. Not in the least. Just tired of dealing with people and their stupidity.

[That's still sort of considered stress, Raikov...]

[mortemscintilla]

That's still sort of considered stress, sir.

[ echoechoecho ]

[majorcrotchgrab]

I'm not stressed.

[mortemscintilla]

Right. [ Whatever you say :| ] Good luck with [ whatever it is you're suffering from ] stuff, anyway.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Thanks.

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[spotlighted]

Tipping is up to the discretion of the customer. Clearly your lack of tips is a sign that you're not doing enough to satisfy them.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I'll have you know, I'm one of the the best damn waiters at the Blue Light.

[manyadenouement]

[Oh dear. He thinks he needs to sit on you until you feel better.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[He might protest a bit. How unusual.]

[manyadenouement]

[He can live with that. It's not like he never deals with that with his family or anything.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[This is true. Nathan might wanna keep a close eye on him. He might just end up snapping at Diva...]

[manyadenouement]

[Hence the coming to collect him so he can sit on him. He will totally be putting Raikov in their private room at his club.

And taking his device.

And not letting him leave until he's a good boy again.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[B-but that won't be until the droid is destroyed!

He might slap you, Nathan. Be gentle on him. Actually, don't.]

[manyadenouement]

[Slapping him will just hurt you, Raikov.

No seriously. It will.

But he'll make sure to have you nice and punished all the time.

Er...exhausted.

Er...

Alright so he plans on giving you really rough sex so you're passed out most of the time.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[That will work very well]

[manyadenouement]

[Oh and he'll nurse your poor hand if you do something stupid like slapping him.]