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[saidrepent]

(213): your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. start with the water fountain.

[Some time later:]

haha real funny. who the hell jacked my phone

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

who's the lucky guy

[saidrepent]

how should i know

[orangetoughguy]

dont play dumb

[saidrepent]

i'm not

[orangetoughguy]

good cause i hope you draw the line at the stove or something

[saidrepent]

[His irritation has mellowed out somewhat by now, so—]

i'd say that depends on the guy

[diastereomer]

there should be an addendum that says "avoid the stove"

[saidrepent]

one would hope that goes without saying