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[brobeforehos]

[Just to be safe, she turns the video on first. The post comes late in the evening, after work is over; Mae is filming it from her room. She missed her moment of YouTube glory back when, so she's making up for lost time.]

In light of today's informative and random curse, I'd like to remind everyone of a few things. Just in case any of the jewels spilled today by - [air quote] - "the curse" - [stops air quoting] - come from a subconscious part of your brain or from a moment in the future or from the interpretation of the universe of what you might consider a life option, here are some tidbits to remember. Some from personal experience, some not:

[She begins to enumerate them by ticking each off on one finger.]

One, they sell condoms in the City. No-one is going to judge you for liking whichever gender and body part of that gender's anatomy you like, as long as you keep safe about it.

Two, for extreme hangovers brought to you by why am I sleeping in the dog's bed, hydrate. An aspirin could work as well, though water is the most important part. Everyone has a different reaction to home-made hangover remedies, so either experiment or...groan on the couch whilst regretting your life choices and the existence of your stomach.

Three, it's okay to be single, citizens. Your arms won't fall off if you don't have someone to hold with them. But if you're really in need of a hug ever so often, just ask.

[A clap; standard teacher etiquette here - signalising the end of the list.] And that's it! As for what inevitable remains of this cursed day, let's try to take it with a pinch of salt?

[A pause.] Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if one message popped up with this post as well. [She shrugs; as they say, yolo. And so on. Done with tonight's lesson, she switches the video off.]

[ooc; WAIT FOR IIIIT - everyone replying to this will get their very own TFLN. Let's see how long until she's fed up with grains of salt ;)]

Comments

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[studmuffin]

You've got it all covered, huh?

text; 1/3

[brobeforehos]

Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.

video; 2/3

[brobeforehos]

There's a joke just waiting to happen there, but I've been told that puns are the weapon of people with insuficient sense of humour.

video;

[brobeforehos]

[Aaaand she just read that text now.] Oh, ha! See, I knew it'd happen.

video;

[studmuffin]

[ He's laughing, can't help it. He's literally shaking with laughter because c'mon. ]

Wow. That is classy. I want to be just like you.

video; mae, charles may or may not feel like he's rubbed off on you!

[unwheeled]

Well put, young lady.

text; 1/3 you guys make innuendo easy

[brobeforehos]

It must be a thing. Me, ending up in the dubious company of people whose plans are stick the pointy end into the enemy.

video; but he may have, to be honest

[brobeforehos]

Thank you.

video;

[brobeforehos]

Oh, look - another one. Hm...actually I think I did say that one.

video; *slowclap* I'd apologize but I ain't sorry

[unwheeled]

At least it's more amusing than mortifying?

[hexuality]

Three, exactly, thank you. Though I don't think I'd ever say no to hugs, either.

text; 1/2

[brobeforehos]

i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks

[brobeforehos]

Alright, now it's just becoming predictable.

[hexuality]

Sorry?

[brothertragedy]

[He appreciates informative videos, really, he does! All his wind up sounding like public announcements, after all. But most of the subject matter's too embarrassing for him to discuss, so he'll focus on the least embarrassing:]

Well-put, however... some are unaccustomed to solitude, Madame.

[Aaaand he isn't expecting the TFLN surprise, nope-nope. Should've checked prior responses.]

text it; 1/2

[brobeforehos]

I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one

[brobeforehos]

I'm unaccustomed to it myself, being an older sibling. But I was talking more about the sentimental solitude - we don't get born with a partner, do we.

[Text]

[brothertragedy]

I am an older sibling as well, but only by a minute.

No, I suppose most are not.

[He switched to text because he does not feel like sharing video of his stop-sign-red face. Nope, nope, nope.]

[video;]

[unflagging]

Oh--useful and informative.

[text] 1/2

[brobeforehos]

i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver

[video;]

[brobeforehos]

That was the point. There's probably a text accompanying this reply, isn't there?

[video;]

[unflagging]

There was.

Please to meet you too, DD.

[He's so amused.]

laaaatteeeeeeee

[signatures]

Thank you for the PSA, Miss Mae.

[brobeforehos]

You're very welcome.

[signatures]

Have you been saving all your messages?