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poly_chromatic2013-01-29 11:06 pm
brobeforehos) wrote in poly_chromatic2013-01-29 11:06 pm
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[Just to be safe, she turns the video on first. The post comes late in the evening, after work is over; Mae is filming it from her room. She missed her moment of YouTube glory back when, so she's making up for lost time.]
In light of today's informative and random curse, I'd like to remind everyone of a few things. Just in case any of the jewels spilled today by - [air quote] - "the curse" - [stops air quoting] - come from a subconscious part of your brain or from a moment in the future or from the interpretation of the universe of what you might consider a life option, here are some tidbits to remember. Some from personal experience, some not:
[She begins to enumerate them by ticking each off on one finger.]
One, they sell condoms in the City. No-one is going to judge you for liking whichever gender and body part of that gender's anatomy you like, as long as you keep safe about it.
Two, for extreme hangovers brought to you by why am I sleeping in the dog's bed, hydrate. An aspirin could work as well, though water is the most important part. Everyone has a different reaction to home-made hangover remedies, so either experiment or...groan on the couch whilst regretting your life choices and the existence of your stomach.
Three, it's okay to be single, citizens. Your arms won't fall off if you don't have someone to hold with them. But if you're really in need of a hug ever so often, just ask.
[A clap; standard teacher etiquette here - signalising the end of the list.] And that's it! As for what inevitable remains of this cursed day, let's try to take it with a pinch of salt?
[A pause.] Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if one message popped up with this post as well. [She shrugs; as they say, yolo. And so on. Done with tonight's lesson, she switches the video off.]
[ooc; WAIT FOR IIIIT - everyone replying to this will get their very own TFLN. Let's see how long until she's fed up with grains of salt ;)]
In light of today's informative and random curse, I'd like to remind everyone of a few things. Just in case any of the jewels spilled today by - [air quote] - "the curse" - [stops air quoting] - come from a subconscious part of your brain or from a moment in the future or from the interpretation of the universe of what you might consider a life option, here are some tidbits to remember. Some from personal experience, some not:
[She begins to enumerate them by ticking each off on one finger.]
One, they sell condoms in the City. No-one is going to judge you for liking whichever gender and body part of that gender's anatomy you like, as long as you keep safe about it.
Two, for extreme hangovers brought to you by why am I sleeping in the dog's bed, hydrate. An aspirin could work as well, though water is the most important part. Everyone has a different reaction to home-made hangover remedies, so either experiment or...groan on the couch whilst regretting your life choices and the existence of your stomach.
Three, it's okay to be single, citizens. Your arms won't fall off if you don't have someone to hold with them. But if you're really in need of a hug ever so often, just ask.
[A clap; standard teacher etiquette here - signalising the end of the list.] And that's it! As for what inevitable remains of this cursed day, let's try to take it with a pinch of salt?
[A pause.] Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if one message popped up with this post as well. [She shrugs; as they say, yolo. And so on. Done with tonight's lesson, she switches the video off.]
[ooc; WAIT FOR IIIIT - everyone replying to this will get their very own TFLN. Let's see how long until she's fed up with grains of salt ;)]
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