video/action; pretend this was posted in the morning;

[riceballfruit]

City, I just feel like I have to tell you this, or I'll burst. [Tohru gives the screen a loving, happy look, like she's completely besotted. She is.]

Some days, it's just too strong to hold back on. But I feel so fortunate to have such a cute baby sister. Jinora is sweet and intelligent, and the best. And Korra is such an amazing hus-wife. [She looks confused.] Husband.

Partner! [Yeah, she'll just go with that.] I couldn't have possibly asked for anyone better.


[Action;]
[Of course, her family has a meal already prepared for them, a wonderful breakfast spread - even Lin and Miles have been included on the menu, even though she's not sure if they'll join, or what they prefer.]

[And there's a lunch waiting for Korra with a heart drawn on it.]

Jinora, Korra! Are you guys ready for breakfast? I don't want it to get cold.

Comments

[anatural]

[Denial leaves you bitter & cranky while your adorable booty call snuggles up with someone else.]

[mortemscintilla]

[ Fine. Have your damn snuggles. Roll in gross cooties. He'll just be here. In his fortress of solitude. Alone. Undisturbed. Enjoying the ticking. ]

[ Y E P ]

[ Oh fuckit. He needs a drink. ]

[anatural]

[Drinks don't warm you up like a soft snuggly body does. They just make you think you're warm when really you're freezing to death in your little ice fortress.

Have fun with that.]

[mortemscintilla]

[ HE WILL GET A GODDAMN CAT IF HE HAS TO. ]

[ Soft and snuggly. ]

[ And doesn't mouth off. ]

[ So yeah. ]

lmao sorry Neko

[maoser]

[You had a cat. And then you gave it away.]

xDD

[mortemscintilla]

[ WHAT PART OF MOUTH OFF DID YOU NOT GET, KITTY? ]

0=D

[maoser]

[Dude, you've never had a real cat, have you? They mouth off plenty, and it's worse because at least when Mao bitches, you understand what he's bitching about. Try translating "meows" into comprehensible demands.

You'll wish you'd kept the cat who speaks human or the sexy teenager.]

[mortemscintilla]

[ Unless he gets one of those cats with damaged vocal cords. No meows. No demands. ]

[ Sweet silence. ]

[maoser]

[That's the kind of cat who will jump on your face at 3 AM because it's hungry. Or pee on your stuff because you don't change the litterbox often enough.]

[mortemscintilla]

[ He'll take his chances. ]

[ Or get a snake. ]

[maoser]

[Ooooooh, a reptile. Yeah, a cold blooded animal will really keep you warm. Uh huh. Yup. Great thinking there.]

[mortemscintilla]

[ He ain't picky. He's dealt with enough reptiles in peoples' clothing. ]

[ At least the snake won't cut him out of a business deal or blackmail him. ]

[ It'll just. Y'know. Lie there. In a glass cage. ]

[ Doing snake things. ]

[maoser]

[While your cat snuggles your doll and your bootycall snuggles her waifu. Great arrangement.]

[mortemscintilla]

[ In. ]

[ Denial. ]

[ Forever. ]