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[nobrakes]

[Wow, another familiar yet still new face on the network. This one comes with a guitar that he spends a good five minutes tuning before he launches into a classical rendition of one of the City's favorite songs. Enjoy this display of talent.]

That goes out to all the beautiful ladies out there tonight. Stay pretty.

[Wilee, you're a cheeseball.]

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[nobrakes]

I didn't even tell you any details and you're judging my plan already? Tough crowd.

[Arthur, he's putting you down in the Too Serious to Be Anything But a Douche column.]

[dropkick]

[ Sadly hard to argue against.....cries....seriously something anyway

Mildly: ]

You get used to it here.

[nobrakes]

I'm not gonna be.

[See above non-existent plan.]

[dropkick]

Whatever you say.

[ And not at all waiting to say 'I told you so'.... ]

[nobrakes]

[Not only are you srs bsns, Arthur, you also a nagging Grandma.]

You never tried, have you?

[dropkick]

Me, personally? No.

[ 8| honesty policy until he changes his mind but he adds, ]

Others have though.

[ it's weirdly hard to keep track but it seems as though each attempt tends to uh...not work...one time there were harpies maybe...he really needs to double-check his City notes...

...yes, City notes... ]

[nobrakes]

So you're just a hater who hasn't tried for himself?

[So Wilee assumes this is Arthur's reasoning. His first guess was that he tried and just failed so he was going to be a Debbie Downer to everybody else. But no, it seems to come naturally to this guy.]

[dropkick]

One way of looking at it.

You might consider going back through the network and getting a handle on the place's history before you try your own great escape either way.

[ Debbie is his middle name.






Well no. But if he'd been a girl it would've been? ... ]

[nobrakes]

I use my own experiences in life, thanks. What works for everybody else never works for me.

[Like you know, not getting hit by cars, riding safely, not being batshit insane...]