Calibration 62 - Accidental Video

[officer_garrus]

[Normal day for once. That's a relief. Perhaps he'll go to his fridge and get a dextro-only soda.

When he opens the can there's a burst of small fireworks and confetti, startling Garrus.]

Very funny, City.

[He puts the can down. He's not drinking that until he's sure it's safe.]

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Comments

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Ah... no.

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[officer_garrus]

For the record, I suggested just taking him to a strip club.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Seems sensible... More so than killing a giant worm.

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[officer_garrus]

That's krogan for you.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Wow. ... You have some interesting races where you're from.

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[officer_garrus]

And that's just the tip of the iceburg.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I can't imagine.

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[officer_garrus]

Maybe you'd like the asari? I they look like your women. Only with head fins.

[Until he saw them side-by-side with a human, he thought they looked more like turians, what with the head fins.]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I don't find women attractive.