Voice (And I wrote this two days ago not meaning it as foreshadowing)

[harrydresden]

Is it wrong that I keep expecting something to jump out and try to eat my face?  It's been a while since the last thing did that and my life seems somehow incomplete.  That's not an invitation by the way.  But the end of the year and all... some guys get to worrying.

Comments

[harrydresden]

Stars and stones. Someone needs to stop you.

[mortemscintilla]

[ Stop him with duct tape. Or a bullet to the brain. ]

This is why I can never get jobs in stand-up comedy bars.

[harrydresden]

You'd get some tomatoes if you did.

[mortemscintilla]

Tomatoes wouldn't be so bad. I can make at least six different dishes with just tomatoes.

[ Yep. His mind is always on food. ]

[harrydresden]

Isn't it traditional for them to be rotten in those situations though?

[mortemscintilla]

[ A wince. ]

I repeat; this is why I'd never work in a stand-up comedy bar.

[ Also because his actual sense of humor is rather ...off. Provided it's there at all. ]

[harrydresden]

Yeah people can be pretty rough. But hey, seems like you're enjoying the cooking thing so no need to quit the day job.