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[ video ]

[ You know that sound of something breaking the sound barrier as it speeds through the air? That's the sound screaming through the City right as something bright flashes in the sky and hurtles to the ground.

If you're paying attention to your device, you might see a shot of Thor walking his dog before the whatever-it-is crashes into him with a boom and a bright flash of light.

A sharp inhale of breath. ]

You--


[ voice; later ]

[ If dude doesn't sound good, it's because he just fought his brother, fell through a wormhole, crashed into the ground, and fought his brother…..again.

In other words, Loki has a massive headache. ]

I have gathered the basics of my situation. Someone send me this supposed guide, whatever use it may be.


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Comments

[chilled]

Should I seek your pleasure, I will be certain to do so.

[shall_yield_us]

My, how obligingly Epicurean!

Hmmmm, now I suppose I ought to be perfectly courteous and perfectly - well, perfect and ask after yours: what shall it be? A touch of the wine?

[chilled]

I would sooner plumet from the sky a second time than share my cups with an otherworldly stranger. [ because that is probably some really insulting thing in ancient norseland i don't know i'm making this up as i go ]

[shall_yield_us]

[ oh wow, douchebag ]

Tsk, to think and sink and blink. Now you've broken my heart.

[chilled]

[ correction: loki ]

It will recover, and if it does not, it is not my concern.