seventh ¤ sonic reaction

[fe_male]

[ What

the

hell ]

Hey, Pepper. What was that Bruce told you about care and feeding yesterday? I thought these things only lasted twenty-four hours.

[ ooc: three way body swap continues! laughs are had by all. ]

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[hulkbusted]

[Only Pepper on the outside, but...]

No caffeine, just... relax for the day. Keep the heart rate low, since you don't know the other tricks.

[fe_male]

...

Oh fantastic. So Pepper's got me now. [ Mental run down of how well he stuck to the 'be a good boy today' thing yesterday. And.... Well. Hm. ] The other tricks like what? Bongos? Massage? Tibetan whistling?

She's allergic to strawberries.

[hulkbusted]

Biofeedback for one. I'd tell you big bag of weed just to see what you did, but you'd probably go for it.

Okay, no strawberries. [No one told him to be a good boy yesterday.]

This has to be one of those weekends that I've tracked, so we should be in the clear by tomorrow.

[fe_male]

[ He considers that for a moment. ] Might. Could be cool to see how different the experience is when the same mind is in a body with a different metabolism. [ hmm hmm ] Good idea.

[ No he mostly told himself to be after a little while and it became clear that he was not to do fun things with Pepper's. ]

How often did you say these happen? Monthly?

[hulkbusted]

Tony, don't-- [You know what? If Tony gets his body stoned, the worst that'll probably happen is needing to jog a little more for the next week.] --don't eat too much junk food if you do.

Monthly from what I've seen. It hasn't been consistent as to which weekend, but one weekend a month there's a two-day random curse spree.

[fe_male]

[ That honestly sounds like it was permission?? He's not sure what to do with this information. ] I'd probably do it in a lab, since I'd want to watch the results. This would of course mean I'd have to do it again once I'm back in my body, since I don't have any readings of myself under the influence handy. Somehow. [ Bruce what is your response to that. ]

I can't tell if that's actually... Good or bad or what.

[hulkbusted]

Let me get my baseline readings before you go trying to score drugs with my body, okay? [You haven't heard his Harvard "induced hallucination" stories.]

I'm not loving it. It was one of those weekends that... uh... Yeah. Not a fan.

[threeolives]

Of course this would happen. [ Just when she was getting used to Bruce. ]

[fe_male]

Hey there good lookin'. How's everything. Tell me how you did that thing where you stubbed your toe and didn't erupt. Calm and I are not really exclusive yet.

[threeolives]

Everything's you. I'm so sick of being male, I'm tempted to put a skirt on in spite of it.

Just deep breathing, try to stay in control.

[fe_male]

You'd still have the legs for it if you did, let's be honest.

Is that seriously the answer? I thought that was just... modesty.

[threeolives]

I wouldn't want to stretch out my Louboutins.

Don't write it off as simple, it's still incredibly trying.

[fe_male]

And can I just say that I both appreciate and admire your ability to walk around in those all the time?

[ because they're harder than they look. or at least, this is the conclusion he's come to after having tried them. ]

[threeolives]

You missed it. There was a curse where everyone in the City had to wear heels. I gave lessons.

[punchedhitler]

What is going on?

[So many body swaps.]

[fe_male]

I don't know but I'd like you to organize a special task force within the police dedicated solely to getting to the bottom of it because I only know how to handle waking up in a new place - I'm not equipped for this waking up in a new person business.

[punchedhitler]

Tony?

[fe_male]

What?

[punchedhitler]

Oh.

[fe_male]

Pee.

Normal weekend?

[punchedhitler]

What?

Yes, as usual.

Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

Man of Iron! The foul sorcery of this place has infected you yet again? Shall I attempt to heal you? ...ah, or perhaps Leah. Sometimes I get the anatomy wrong.

[fe_male]

[ .... ]

Under no accounts are you to attempt to 'heal' either me, or the person who actually looks like me right now, understand? I'm perfectly okay right now. Just a little bit differently shaped. You seem relatively unscathed by this weekend.

[doeswhathewants]

Obviously. Sailor Asgard is immune to dark sorcery.

[fe_male]

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Who?