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[doeswhathewants]

There is foul sorcery afoot. The evil City Youma are working the blackest of magics. I stand for mischief and I stand for justice, but I won't stand for that! I am Sailor Asgard!







Sailor Girls! We need to investigate!

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[split_the_world]

You're a sailor?

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[doeswhathewants]

I'm the guardian of fun and justice.

[split_the_world]

...weird.

[doeswhathewants]

Whatever is so weird about it?

[studmuffin]

[ :| ]

What the hell.

[doeswhathewants]

Stiles! Has the sorcery affected you? I could try my Super Golden Yggdrasil Healing Love Beam on you!

[studmuffin]

No thanks, keep your love beam.

[ Sadly, he doesn't really remember Loki. ] So Sailor Asgard, huh?

[doeswhathewants]

Yes, Sailor Asgard.

Are you sure?

[helsmaiden]

Did you call? I am Sailor Hel, champion of truth and loyalty and keeper of the dead.

[studmuffin]

I'm close to calling a psychiatrist.

[ Is this a Sailor Moon convention? Subtly sniffing to see if they reek of crazy. ]

[helsmaiden]

Why would you need a doctor? Are you unwell? Let me heal you.

[helsmaiden]

I am Sailor Hel, champion of truth and loyalty, and keeper of the dead. I will punish the evil City Youma for interfering in the way of things!

[doeswhathewants]

Sailor Hel! Have you seen the posts today? So much negative energy.

[helsmaiden]

I have! There was one man claiming power over the dead. Do you think he speaks the truth or is he another victim of the Youma?

[deadmanbusiness]

[Theo's just going to stare at this ensemble of clothing not really sure what to make of it. It's one thing to see someone wear it in a comic book...]

How does that even stay on?

[infernoandhearth]

There are really rather a lot of straps. Also: magic.

[deadmanbusiness]

There's magic and then there's magic. Is magic also required to fight in those heels?

[doeswhathewants]

A lot of straps. And magic. It isn't really important in the grand scheme of fighting evil, you know.

[deadmanbusiness]

It is if you leave your body vulnerable.

There's absolutely no armor on you!

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[thunderthong]

You don't look like a sailor.

[doeswhathewants]

Well that's.... awkward.

But have you met sailors of Asgard before?

[thunderthong]

I can't say I have. ... What is Asgard even?

[worldofourown]

...

Are you a stripper?

[doeswhathewants]

A what?

Absolutely not. Karl. Why would you even- no.

[worldofourown]

I've never seen a sailor [ sailorette? ] dress that way.

Unless it's not waves she's planning on riding.