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[doeswhathewants]

There is foul sorcery afoot. The evil City Youma are working the blackest of magics. I stand for mischief and I stand for justice, but I won't stand for that! I am Sailor Asgard!







Sailor Girls! We need to investigate!

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[split_the_world]

You're a sailor?

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[doeswhathewants]

I'm the guardian of fun and justice.

[split_the_world]

...weird.

[doeswhathewants]

Whatever is so weird about it?

[split_the_world]

I don't think I've ever heard of anyone being the Guardian of that.

[studmuffin]

[ :| ]

What the hell.

[doeswhathewants]

Stiles! Has the sorcery affected you? I could try my Super Golden Yggdrasil Healing Love Beam on you!

[helsmaiden]

I am Sailor Hel, champion of truth and loyalty, and keeper of the dead. I will punish the evil City Youma for interfering in the way of things!

[helsmaiden]

Did you call? I am Sailor Hel, champion of truth and loyalty and keeper of the dead.

[studmuffin]

No thanks, keep your love beam.

[ Sadly, he doesn't really remember Loki. ] So Sailor Asgard, huh?

[doeswhathewants]

Sailor Hel! Have you seen the posts today? So much negative energy.

[studmuffin]

I'm close to calling a psychiatrist.

[ Is this a Sailor Moon convention? Subtly sniffing to see if they reek of crazy. ]

[helsmaiden]

I have! There was one man claiming power over the dead. Do you think he speaks the truth or is he another victim of the Youma?

[helsmaiden]

Why would you need a doctor? Are you unwell? Let me heal you.

[studmuffin]

I can heal just fine by myself, thanks.

[ Bonus part of being a werewolf. ]

[helsmaiden]

Since when, friend? Are you not merely human?

[studmuffin]

Yeah, sure I am. But I don't need the moonbeam healing today.

[helsmaiden]

Then I will spare you.

Is something wrong, Stiles?

[studmuffin]

Uh.

[ Crap. ] Memory relapse. [ Different Stiles but he can't say that. ] Derek said it can happen here, right?

[helsmaiden]

I have not met your Derek yet, but I will trust his wisdom.

[studmuffin]

[ To this Stiles, Derek is his so he doesn't protest like he would. ]

So I don't really remember you. Sorry.

[helsmaiden]

[ Which is a little strange. Methinks the lady doth not protest enough. ]

Then I will re-introduce myself! I am Leah, also known as Sailor Hel!

[studmuffin]

[ He could probably tell her about all the making out they do in his world but n o p e. ]

Like Sailor Moon?

[helsmaiden]

Why would the moon get a Sailor? It is not a realm. There are only three Sailor Girls here: Sailor Hel, Sailor Asgard, and Sailor Jotunheim.

[studmuffin]

Oh right, like the Thor stuff.